[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[collapsemyybrain]

te invoqué o nomás fue coincidencia que volviste a mentar la madre en mi dirección general?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

*grits teeth* *grips edge of table*

we are going to make it through this

[exitwound]

mutuals

[uovoc]

"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[omegansamurai]

Let’s do this.

[ombrabrontok]

Dear Potato! You're made of gold, and you're so pretty! I'd really use some good luck for the next couple of days... ok I don't mean to ask for too much, but ok, whatever, please and thank you in advance! 🍀

[manny-jacinto]

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

[penandinkprincess]

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

[hasodium]

doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[05637-deactivated20190328]

🅷🅴🆈 🆆🅷🅰🆃'🆂 🆄🅿 🆈🅾🆄 🅼🅴🅼🅴 🅻🅾🆅🅸🅽🅶 🅵🆄🅲🅺🆂

[05637-deactivated20190328]

I’ve been informed that this post only turns up as “a poo” for some people because their phones don’t have the other letters.

[bowelpain]

[snoopytheflyingace]

For those who were wondering

[original-blog-deactivated]

Original poster deactivated 28’th of March 2019

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[collapsemyybrain]

son los daddy issues verdad?

[phantomrose96]

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

[collapsemyybrain]

ando escuchando música de cuando estaba en la prepa ayuda

[halfdoomed-helianthus]

i love when dan and phil react to old dan and phil videos because why are they always just fully looking for phan proof

girl you ARE phan

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[highkey-potato-deactivated20230]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[fourteen--steps]

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

[ladywiltshire-deactivated202106]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO