Coloratuba

28, soprano, intersectional feminist, ace as fuck, she/they, secular agnostic witch, anxious/depressed nerd, apparently an accounting student now

[catchymemes]

[everythingismadeofchaos]

We all do, buddy. We all do

[coloratuba]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[coloratuba]

I picked a micropet just for you!

Tap this link or use my friend code ACCSNRK6365 for a special reward!

https://finch.go.link/iiAFW?adj_label=VA0Ho

[forkswashington]

i'm one minor inconvenience away from going to volterra italy and stepping out into the sun in front of 1000 unsuspecting passersby

[wander-the-dark]

By the way, fanfiction isn't the place for reviews or criticism.

When you're a published author, it's like you're preparing a meal in a food competition. You expect a rating and to be told what worked and what didn't to improve your craft and embark on your career.

When you're a fanfiction author, it's like taking some of your free time to enjoy the process of baking cookies and then offering them to someone to be kind.

If you take a cookie from the plate, you don't spit it out and tell them it sucked.

Unless the writer asks for your opinion, you can keep it to yourself.

[almyranpine]

really good tiktok

[tucsonhorse]

Seriously, do it fat.

Doesn't have to be big things or active things or any of these things.

For years I was certain I couldn't get a tattoo "until I lose weight" because it would look bad. Finally let myself do it and damn it's amazing.

I wanted to shave the sides of my head but I never did because I'm fat with a round face. Then I finally did it and I love it.

[the-haiku-bot]

Doesn’t have to be

big things or active things or

any of these things.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ratantics]

AI people are the easiest people to hate.

[deathtokillian]

Aw art thief's getting upset that they can't steal people's art, poor plagiarizers.

[hentired]

This cease and desist letter is fake by the way. The author of the tweet tries to martyr himself for attention.

Studio Ghibli has denied sending any sort of warning letters.

[birds-and-friends]

Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

[comixextra]

For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

[bombcollar]

ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

[creaturetooth]

Eyebrows,,,,,,,,,,,,,…….

[iratusmagus]

I love this ptarmagin.

[emmablowguns]

Snakes

[plomptipples]

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

[occidentalavian]

This is how Google’s search function works now

[one-time-i-dreamt]

everyone on tumblr was going goncharov-style wild over a 90s romance movie that had the line ‘kiss me like the birds kiss’ and people were declaring this the most romantic thing anyone had ever said.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[vynive]

come on man they do this all the time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

[izscha]

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

[sarostheghostcat]

actually im screenshotting this bc im obsessed with your tags

[the-haiku-bot]

actually im

screenshotting this bc im

obsessed with your tags

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lavenderprose]

If I was Emmrich Volkarin and I had spent thirty-five years of my life watching everyone around me get married and have babies I would be a little crazy too. If I was a fifty-two year old serial monogamist with a heart full of longing, I too would get a little weird about it when a Young Adventurer started showing interest in me. If I was fifty-two, a former orphan who'd spent a lonely childhood dreaming of family and had given up hope of ever having a wedding or meeting my children, only for someone beautiful and brave to start staring at me with big wet cow eyes and tell me I looked GOOD? I might do something a little insane like introduce them to my dead parents. And then if they for some weird reason found the whole Dead Parent thing charming I would absolutely neck on them in a cemetery. And yeah that's probably a lot of people's definition of moving too fast but ANYTHING looks like moving too fast if you've been standing still for thirty-five years. In conclusion, Emmrich Volkarin is guilty of horny crimes but they were justified and no jury would ever convict him.

[snakecole]

Instagram is a hellscape so thought I’d try posting my art here for now! Have a Chappell Roan because the giver fucking slaps

[coffeeworldsasaki]

I can't believe I woke up to Trick Weekes having talked about Solas' kinks in a twitch stream

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[grimrevolution]

love it that people say that bioware didn't fully explain to the players that tearing down the veil is bad when you spend a full game sealing a giant green hole in the sky.