Nani Is My Name, Procrastination Is My Game

I’m terrible at writing and grammar, but I like fanfics and finally decided to do one here. Let see how this goes.... I won’t really post much besides writing stuff, so yeh.. Fandoms I’m in: Harry Potter DC Marvel Percy Jackson (still reading the books) Anime Etc. Ask me a question! Submit!

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Tim is Robin now and starting Twitter beef with himself. Perfect disguise!

The robin account was originally Dick’s, imma add more accounts and maybe add the young justice members. But Tim’s robin x reader fanfic days isn’t over just under new management >:]

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Batfam college HC

Another Headcannon bc it’s been a while. Honestly forgot about this one (I sent it to my friend bc what else is new), but I’m kinda (almost) all hc out. Send me you’re favorite hc or one you came up with.

For those who don’t know, I DO NOT MEAN KILLING STALKING WHEN I MENTIONED SANGWOO THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT IF FROM SEMANTIC ERROR. semantic error is a college enemies to lovers Bl manwah. The mc Sangwoo doesn’t work well with other and mostly would rather do projects on him own (plus he’s kinda an asshole but I love him) and Damian kinda reminds me of him. It’s a good read I highly suggest it if you haven’t!!

Enjoy !! :D

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Dick (even tho he dropped out of college):

He’s not a gymnastics major

He’s a health care major with a minor in exercise science

He hates that he picked this as his major but it’s too late to turn back now

Is on the cheer/gymnastics team

He ended up quitting gymnastics bc men’s gymnastics was “boring and not as flashy” (his words)

He’s a fast learner but hates the work load

Jason:

Conflicted bc everyone says he’ll be a lit major which I can see

but I want to be ✨different✨

Be’s a social work/public health major (you pick) with a minor in lit composition

(is that a thing??)

He’s in a multicultural club

He’s also interning at a a child psychologist office

Tim:

Surprising he’s a communication major

You thought us was gonna say computer science? Nah that’s just a hobby

He’s has a podcast with Stephanie

He calls it “we’re queer, let’s be for real”

He’s also in Phoygraphy club

Was genuinely surprised that his professors were ok with him bc his Highschool teachers hated him

college professors don’t give a shit just hand your work in on time

Another surprise, he’s part of a fraternity

Cass:

Dance major with a minor in psychology

Her professors forget she’s in class

Never see her in normal clothes, it’s always tights or gym clothes bc she’s just coming back from ballet practice

Stephanie:

Also communication major, music minor

She was the one that named the podcast

Apart of a sorority

She provides the music for Cass’s dance performances

Plays the violin

In the honor society

Duke:

Political science major

Stressed all the time

Has to ask Tim/Dick for help with his hw and Jason for his essays

Also apart of a fraternity

He hates his frat house (he didn’t join the one Tim was in)

Damian:

Veterinarian major, fine arts minor

Can not work well with other

Yk sungwoo from semantic error?

Yeah that’s Damian

Interns at an animal shelter

Always has paint/charole covering his hands

He’s also on the honor society and multicultural club with Jason

He’s just busy

Bruce:

Was a premed major with a business minor

Had classes with Harley and they were both stressed out their minds

Was voted class president without wanting/signing up for it

Definitely part of a frat house

He wondered why he was so tired when all he does is party or pull all nighters

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Timber: (cuddling in the couch after a date)

The Justice League: (doing cool things on TV)

Bernard: Okay, who was your superhero crush as a teenager?

Tim: Haha... I don't know...

Bernard: Come on, I told you about my Robin poster!

Tim: (blushing) Yeah, well, you were always a fan of him, as I remember. I kind of suspected.

Bernard: Well, it's still your turn. Come on, tell me. Is it Batman?

Tim: (chocking) God, NO. Not Batman. Batman is... old. And like-- it's gross.

Bernard: Because he's dating your dad?

Tim: Stop sharing your conspiracy theories about my Dad's sex life with me. Please. I don't wanna know.

Bernard: Okay, you killjoy. Is it Batgirl? Batgirl is hot!

Tim: It was... eh... blonde Wonder Girl!

Bernard: Oh, yeah. Young Justice was hot as fuck. Wonder Girl, Robin, Superboy...

Tim: Yeah, his punk look was-- hot. Like, I hated the sunglasses, but they worked, damnit.

Bernard: (laughs) I thought I was your gay awakening.

Tim: You were!

Bernard: But Superboy is hot?

Tim: It's not gay if it's Superboy.

Bernard: (laughs harder) Tim, you're literally in a date with a boy right now. It's pretty gay already.

Tim: I mean, yeah, but... (realization hits) Oh fuck. Oh fuck I have a crush on Superboy.

Bernard: Yeah, I think you do.

Tim: Oh fuck.

Bernard: It's okay, he's on my list of Celebrity Free Passes too.

Tim: (choking) Oh.

Bernard: He's right there with Robin and Nightwing.

Tim: (chokes harder) Oh. I see.

Bernard: I always thought Superboy and Robin were dating actually. Wrote a lot of fanfic, back in my wild days.

Tim:

Bernard: (eats popcorn)

Tim: Can I read it?

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Tim 🤝 Bernard had a superhero fanboy phase

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Okeyyy, Im trying to lead to Tim being Robin so I can do Tim being a fanboy on Robin’s main. (This is leading to something I swear)

Anyways,,, here’s a glimpse of Tim’s main account—yk before the trauma. Him and Bernard are friends, and yes Bernard is talking about Tim’s stan account.

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Oh no Jason is missing :0

This is turning into a smau story 😔

I didn’t mean for this to happen, I just wanted to shit post. Anyways yes that’s Stephanie. And yes she does make fun of Tim for having a stan account.

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Lmaoo this is turning into a smau but I swear there’s no real story behind this,,,

On the other hand, Tim and Robin are now mutuals

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Lol I’m tempted to switch things up and turn Tim’s robin fan page into a superboy (konel) fan page. Yk for when he’s already Robin

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Lmaoo this is turning into a smau but I swear there’s no real story behind this,,,

On the other hand, Tim and Robin are now mutuals

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You know, since the Justice League is such a big thing in pop culture, people would write fanfics of it. Like there would be fanfics of any and all the Justice League heroes bc fandom culture. That being said, you think the batkids (or any of the young justice) reads their fanfics?

Okey, hear me out; since those of the young heroes are more in the internet then their mentors, they would most likely come across it at one point in particular. Like they just sit in a circle and read what people think about them. Honestly the funniest or the most embarrassing thing they do (there is no in between).

Obviously people would write fanfics about the heroes and since most fanfic writers are teenagers they’ll be writting about the young justice. I feel like they’ll be using wattpad or some old use of reading fics because that’s what people mostly talk about when talking about fanfics.

But then Tim is like “nah ya gotta use the hood shit” and pulls up a 2k word Twitter thread of Batman x green arrow,

And yes they question how he knows this, but he dodges the question.

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As like all my other hcs I wrote this on my phone (actually wrote this while at work but let’s not this about that too hard). I wanted to go into more detail, but thought that’ll make it confusing and just choose to do it like this.

This is just something I think about when overwhelmed bc it’s helps distract me. I mostly think about it from a jondami perspective bc why not.

I might do more about this, if 5 ppl like this. Sorry if this doesn’t make sense :(

Enjoy!!!

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Reverse Batfam hc

Duke was the first adopted after his parents died from the joker

he’s still “the signal” but that’s a little later”

Damian joins in after, he’s the oldest of the Wayne kids

Duke looked up to Damian and was a little self conscious of his place in the family

he ended up getting g shot by joker and became oracle (he still calls himself the signal)

Jon is 3 years older then Damian

they met the same way with Damian trying to kidnap him to fight

they didn’t really say they were friends but they were friends

they form the teen titans when Damian was 14

the members are raven and beast boy ofc, then Colin and jon, and maps….kathy, maya, djinn II and Conner queen joining later

Jon is the oldest

Jon started dating Jay (Damian had a crush on Jon)

they broke up later and Damian was in a secret relationship with Colin (not really secret they just never out right said it)

Jon left the team after he graduated high school wanting to focus more on school

(the team kinda disbanded a little after with Kathy taking over for a bit)

Damian gave up being Robin after getting in a fight with Bruce

Joined a cult fight ring where he met back with Conner and met flatline

him and Colin also broke up (it was mutual with just a bit of awkwardness)

Tim became Robin after finding out Batman’s identity and the little shit was so desperate he put his family in danger just to get Batman’s attention (fucking dumbass)

Damian comes back to Gotham with a new Robin and he goes to Jon bc Jon was his comfort

they formed the titans again (with the added few)

Kon is born and Jon learns to be a big brother

He also makes it a good idea to introduce kon and Tim

Damian does not like Tim

he regrets it after Tim is kidnapped by the joker and is tortured to becoming joker Jr and ended up falling to his death

anyways he dies and Damian regrets not being there to at least help guide him

Bruce is destroyed, he was just starting to like Tim and his company only for that to happen to him (he didn’t really accept Tim bc of how he put himself in danger and only took tim in bc his parent were in hiding in another country) (imagine the phone call they got)

Kon also dies around this time

Jon and Damian pull apart from the team and eachother

Jon forced to become Superman after his father dies from doomsday

Damian “retiring” from heroing and going back to the legue of assassins

(he’s actually to keep an eye on his grandfather)

Bruce meets Jason and takes him in

he doesn’t tell Jason about Batman but Jason is a smart kid so he finds out eventually

Bruce is more protective over Jason so he doesn’t make him Robin right away

Damian comes back right on time when Bruce starts training Jason, he heckles Bruce a bit but starts train Jason as well so whatever happened to Tim never happens with him

Jason and Damian become a bit more closer

Stephanie joins the family as batgirl

She was friends with Tim when he was still alive

she met Batman the same way in the comics

Cassandra was adopted before Tim and was batgirl for a while until she was shot in the leg (she’s fine just was benched for a while)

Damian and Taven start dating

and Raven ends up pregnant (more on that later)

Damian and her broke up before find out tho and that’s when him and Jon were getting closer

Tim comes back to life bc ra’s Al Goul (?) wanted to use his body as a vessel and even trained him

Tim lost his memory after coming back to life, but gain it slowly through time

Fully comes back when kon comes back to life and rushes over to get Tim out before Tim’s soul can be switched

then ended up blowing up the base while escaping

They join a life of crime with Tim going through his mad scientist/villain arc

him and Jon got a Bonnie and Clyde thing going on

Also tried to kill Jason after coming back to Gotham bc he felt like Jason didn’t deserve to be Robin

Speaking of Gotham, he try’s to come back looking for his parent, only to find out they were killed by the riddler (of all ppl) and that kicked off his villain arc

Jon finds out about Kon being alive and when he asked kon why he’s doing the thing he’s doing, Kon’s just like “I rather be with Tim then the person who left me to die”

it kills Jon bc he tried everything he could to protect Kon that day but got there too late

it’s worse for jon bc he’s still grieving over the lost of Damian, and running tge titans again with the addition of Bart, kara, Cassie, and cissie

man’s is stresssd to no end

Back to Damian, he’s not actually dead, he got sent to the underworld by his grandfather after he failed the soul switch, so Ra’s went back to his og choice of a vessel.

Raven ends up having her baby, (it’s a girl), they name her Lilith bc I’m so original

She look like raven with Damian’s hair and eyes (what baby is 75% demon and the rest human)

Damian comes back to the earth (4years older, even tho only a year has passed since he’s “died”)

the catch up is insane

him and Jon start dating and they co parent with raven and bb to raise Lilith

Tim has also calmed down after Damian smacks him to his senses

he’s still a little shit and now helps the batfam with any tech things

imagine Jason but more off his rockers then homicidal

Dick is the last to join, and he’s just a ball of sunshine

Damian gains an attachment to him (mostly bc he’s only 3-4 years older then his daughter)

did I mention Damian is such a good dad bc he’s such a good dad

Dick and Lilith are spoiled by the whole family even Tim

the rouges would think more the twice then to mess with them (they do not want to get on Tim’s bad side)

Dick is also start to create his own team of young justice with Wally, Roy, Lilith, Donna, and Garth

also Jon and Damian are engaged

Ages!!

Damian - 28 (supposed to be 24) (the oldest)

Duke - 22 (second oldest)

Tim - 21 (physical, mentally he’s 19) (legally died at the age of 14)

Jason - 16 (try’s so hard to be edgy and is getting closer to tim)

Dick - 13 (the youngest)

Cass - 15

Steph - 17

Lilith - 9-10

Kent:

Jon - 26-27

Kon - 21 (technically 9)

Kara - 19

Others:

Raven, Kathy, Djinn, Jay, and bb - 25-26

Colin, Maps, Maya, Conner -23-24

Bart - 22

Cassie and cissie - 20

Wally, Roy and Donna - 11-12

Garth - 13

(I think that’s everyone I mentioned)

Names!!!

Damian - Ghoul

Duke - signal

Tim - Red

Jason -Redwing

Dick - robin

(Damian was never Robin bc that name was originally dick’s, it’s what his parent would call him, so I don’t think they’ll use Robin if Dick was never the first robin)

(Bruce used batkid bc he’s so original)

Seph is spoiler, to batgirl back to spoiler

Cass is batgirl, to blackbat

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Yes Tim writes fanfiction, he’s a fan boy?🤨

(I would write said fanfic if two [2] ppl ask for it)

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This is a hc timeline list for a fanfic I’m writing (it’s not even about Bruce, I just like writing lore).

No capes au, meaning no power or hero or villains. It’s hard to explain, maybe I’ll go into it more once I publish the fic.

(I’m not sure if this makes sense but I hope it makes sense)

Going one for the Kent’s bc I got plans for Clarky boy >:}

Anyways enjoy!!

Warning ⚠️

-young Bruce Wayne

-and underage drug use (it’s only mentioned)

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Bruce is basically Damian mixed with dick’s public persona

- basically he’s stand offish and a smart ass with a charming smile

Autistic coded (where Damian gets it from

Chosen not to have friends, but when Clark and Diana became his partners for a group project, he couldn’t get ride of them

Bruce and Oliver had a rivalry going on

hey didn’t realize it at first until they shared a class in 8th grade, and after that they couldn’t stand each other

Him and Harley some how became besties (kinda like how Damian and Colin are)

He scolds her for being interested in a delinquent (joker)

She comes back at him for having a on-off relationship with Talía

Him, Harley, Harvey, Edward, Pamela, and Selina used to sneak out of school to go smoke pot

(Usually on Wednesdays and Fridays every other week)

He definitely went through a rebellious stage

Cheated on his current gf (idk you pick) with Talía

Him and Talía were that toxic couple that shouldn’t be together but are

Kinda like Maddie and Nate but Bruce would never put his hands on her (he wouldn’t and he couldn’t that bitch would beat his ass)

Him and Selina are childhood friends in the sense that they met like 4 time from the age of 8-13 and fully became friends in Highschool

Talía and Bruce are childhood sweethearts

He was a band kid,,,he definitely played the trombone

Also was in a garage band bc of Eddie

He played the drums

Thought he was going to get ride of Harley after graduation

Nah they both were in the same criminal psychology major

Didn’t know how to drive until he was well into uni (he was driven around by a butler his whole life what do you expect)

Him, Clark, and Diana are drinking buddies

Him and Harley stopped being friends after she dropped out of school and ran away with her bf

Selina, Pamela, and Harley had a reunion in jail

Bruce dropped his friendship Harvey bc they both got drunk and had a fight at a club

Finally broke it off with Talía

Well she broke it off with him…he tells ppl his version tho

Lives up to his name as “Gotham’s playboy” for the rest of college

Him and Oliver (Queen) hooked up at a college graduation party

Woke up to matching rings and a marriage certificate

They were both mortified

He took Dick in around the age of 26 (dick was around 6)

Adopted him a year later

A bit clueless, so Alfred basically raised him

He really learned what patience was with Dick

Found and adopted Jason when Dick was about to turn 7 (Jason was still 5 turning 6)

Thought he was doing good bc now Dick had a friend :D

It didn’t work

Dick was ok about Jason, just was annoyed with Bruce

He lost his parents, anger is one stage of grief

“Now you know how it feels to raise a child, Mister. Bruce”

Yes Alfred is so smugges

But Jason is Bruce’s baby

Jason was such a good boy he couldn’t see how any one could be mean or say anything bad about him

He became such a family man

Him and Selina start having a physical relationship after Jason was adopted

They aren’t really dating bc they didn’t want to “be committed to anything”

Lowkey dating

He help Clark and Lois get together

He was also the best man for their wedding

Also a groomsman for Oliver

Adopted Tim and Cass a few weeks later (the judge looked at him crazy) when dick was 10, Jason 8, cass 9, and Tim 7

Told Alfred there will be no more kids after them

Haha

He helped Kate with the legal team to adopted Harper and Cullen

Since Lucius Fox and him were working long hours, he suggested that the kids have a sleepover

He regretted it later on bc too much kids in the house

But he was happy that his kiddies were talking to other kids that wasn’t themselves or their cousins

(It still didn’t help their social skills)

He also helped Harley turn a new leaf and got her back on her feet after she finally ended things with her ex

She slowly became the family therapist

Her and Bruce also fixed their friendship and now Bruce regrets Bri going her back in his life

(This is a lie, he actually missed Harley)

Was the one that got her and Pamela the apartment together

Also help both of them finish their degree and even get their doctorate

AND helped them adopt a child together

It was a long process due to their criminal record but nothing money can’t fix

Colin was that child

He’s a little shit but the girls love him

Talia and him had a special night together

(He’s not tied down so it’s not cheating 🙄)

It was back before he even had Dick so he wasn’t with Selina

But that night brought a 9 year old Damian to his foot step when Dick was 13

(Is the math mathing??)

“No more kids, huh” 🤨

“Alfred, I didn’t even know this one existed”

He thought Dick was a hard time???

Damian truly humbled him

Selina loved him but Damian was always guarded with her

He grew to accept her as Bruce’s gf

“We’re not dating Damian”

“Then why tf is she here if your not committed”

Stephanie just added herself to the family after her and Tim started dating

Bruce couldn’t get rid of her after they broke up bc she started dating his daughter

He secretly loves her but honestly she just makes herself at home

Colin is that same way but he’s been here longer then Stephanie so🤷‍♂️

Colin and Damian are besties on accident

- They met at dojo class and was the only one not scared to take Damian 1v1

He got his ass beat, but gave damian a bloody nose so, even!!

Damian is autistic coded

Bruce adopted Duke after Damian

It was the same judge every time

The judge didn’t even hold a trial bc he just wants Bruce out of the court room

“This is the last one Alfred I SWEAR”

“You said that TGE LAST TIME”

It wasn’t but it was t by adopt

He proposed to Selina on Hanukkah/Christmas party when Damian was 12

(Hanukkah/Christmas bc Bruce and Tim are Jewish and raised dick and Jason as Jewish, but Damian, Duke, Cass, and Selina aren’t Jewish)

“I’m not dating her” “we’re not doing any commitment” my ass

It’s been 10 years BRUCE

ANYWWYS she said yes

The kids + other were the wedding party

Damian was the ring barrier

Harley was the maid of honor

Clark was the best man

Other ppl from the league was invited bc Bruce did have other friends in school, but he mostly hanged out with his little group

Selina adopted the kids as her stepchildren

(She loves her little kittens)

They honeymoon in Thailand (Selina is haft Thai)

Another year into their marriage and Selina is pregnant:D

“…”

“…at least this isn’t some kid I found on the street or was from an old fling”

“So you acknowledge that there’s a problem”

They were expecting twins

Bruce is happy to have kids with Selina but some times he wishes he would have stop at Jason

(This is another lie, this man is whipped for his family)

Honestly Bruce is happy how big his family have grown since it was just him and Alfred for so long Alfred is happy that Bruce had grown into such a family man and is happy how he far he’s gone since his rebellious younger years

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Here some of Tim’s stan account archived. Yes, the robin account is Jason.

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I wrote this on my phone again😀

You could tell with the amount of emojis I used, anyways

Tim is literally my favorite I never shut up about him and bc of that this list is so goddamn long. I honestly tried to be consistent but I was going off the top of my head

Enjoy and become apart of the Tim Drake cult😈

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Tim Drake hc!!! WOAH!

Nepotism baby

He’s a rich child with inheritance and basically running two separate businesses

Nepotism at its finest✨

Since he was usually on his own (due to his parent working) he used Batman and Robin as a form of escapism

Kinda lonely

He’ll talk to himself as if he was talking to Batman and Robin

Definitely ran a Batman and/or Gotham vigilante stan account on Twitter

Toxic fan **tm**

no literally, he would argue with anyone who disagreed on him that Batman was the best hero,

especially if they were Metropolis

bc why tf do they always have to involve themselves in everything Gotham🤨

Two words: Parasocial relationship

had an unhealthy obsession with Robin!Jason,

Robin!Jason saved him ONCE (1x) and it was down hill from there

Def locked himself in his room, sobbing, screaming, pulling his hair, and throwing up when Jason died.

News: Jason Todd, son of Billionaire Bruce Wayne, pronounced death! Read more to find out.

Tim: NOO!

Vaild tho,

who wasn’t crying when Jason died?

(The joker)

Wha-

He had a celebrity crush on Dick (not ship related),

no one knows about it (it’s all over his stan account that he made sure will never see the light of day),

he’s taking that secret to the grave

I say this a lot about Tim, but

Whore **tm**

have you seen his body count?!

definitely followed in Dick’s footsteps

Strange is what ppl say about him,

vaild tho,

if I had to sit next to Tim in class, I would find him strange too

Adhd coded,

why do ya think he keeps himself busy?! He literally can’t sit still

Also no insomnia,

he just suffers from chronic nightmares that keeps him from getting proper rest,

So de just decided not to sleep

“Nightmares can’t effect me if I don’t sleep”

Yeah, scarecrow has nothing on him,

poor guy’s had worse

Even after getting adopted, he never really felt part of the family,

Always feeling like he has to prove something to Bruce to stay as robin,

Which is why, when Dick had Damian be Robin, Tim felt like he had no place in the family anymore

That’s why he went a little insane

It’s cool, they’re fine now…

Speaking of insane,

Tim is like the one robin in the family I would not want to fight

Like compare to the others,

(Dick has experience form doing it for so long + mf is giggling and joking while kicking ass,

Jason is just kid with daddy issues and a gun, it’s America, been there seen it,

And Damian has both daddy and mommy issues, angain nothing really special)

Tim is just purely unhinged,

he’s got everything to prove without the care in the world what happens to him,

don’t forget his mad scientist era

What I’m trying to say is that Tim is scary and you have a better chance fighting Damian or Jason

(at least they kinda make it quick)

Ok back to silly goofy hc :D

Tim used to write Batman fanfics,

it’s true I was his screensaver

He used them all wattpad, fanfic.net, ao3, tumblr, etc

It was mostly “original character” fics, that were actually self inserts

as escapism

(He’s def taking that to the grave)

Stephanie found out about it and he was planing her “disappearance” within a rive minute timeframe

Speaking of Steph,

They cringe every time someone brings up the fact that they used to date

*hold cute picture of Steph/Tim* Awe you guys were so cute, ashamed you two broke up

Them: *gag*

He loves Steph tho, she’s his ride or die

As I mentioned in my Accent hc,

Tim knows a lot of languages bc rich kid

Him and Damian talk to each other in mandarin, mostly bc it’s a language they both know fluently

He tried to learn Arabic so Damian could feel comfortable talking to him,

(This is after the many times he’s tried to kill him, but hey what are brother’s for..?)

He couldn’t quite get the pronunciation right, and just said “fuck it we speaking mandarin”

Literally, they don’t even speak in English to each other anymore,

Like if it’s just them talk, other ppl they’ll translate or they’re talking shit

Tim and Damian actually get along,

Like it was rough at first, but living together really forces the two to get along

(Imma add more about them in a different hc)

Also Dick Grayson!!

Did I mention he had a parasocial relationship?

Yeah, Dick was not excluded from that

He knew Dick was mostly giving him the time of day bc he felt guilt about not being there enough for Jason,

But he doesn’t care

He knew what he was doing going to Dick about being Robin,

“You gotta be Robin again. Batman needs Robin”

“Idk who you are kid, but I am not wear that thing again. Plus blue is more my color. You wearing if you think it’ll help Bruce”

*Tim already at the display case* “I mean…if you insist”

Stalker

Nothing else to add to that

He’s the best to take to galas (or just to deal with high society in general) having grew up with lessons on how to be a “proper young man”

Study abroad at one point,

It was in Switzerland

Has a staring problem

Literally. Imagine just minding your business in a public area and turning to see (👁️👁️) staring death at you without blinking

Don’t worry, it’s just his adhd taking over the most part of his brain

He actually hates black coffee, but it’s the only think strong enough to have him away (so he won’t get nightmares)

He watches anime,

Specifically, shonen anime and BL (boylove)

He watches anime with Damian while arguing about the main pairing not working bc the “male love interest is obviously gay”

He wrote fanfics, you think he won’t be a shipper?

Can sing,

Like really good

Jason caught him singing in his room at like 2:30 in the morning and sent a video to the group chat

*jason sent a video*

Jason: ya see this shit😀

Everyone goes crazy bc Tim sounds so nice

The thing is, Tim never hid the fact that he can sing, just never said it out load

But if you were really pay attention to him, you could have caught him lightly singing to himself any indie or viral tiktok song while he does basic tasks

Everyone now has a mission of trying to catch him in the act,

Only Alfred and Cass knew he could sing

Bart knows about his identity before he told the team,

Bc Yk future and all

So him and Tim just naturally became closer over time as Tim could rant to Bart without worrying about his identity being blown

(More about this in another hc)

Cannon that he cross dresses

I think that’s it for now…

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Tim Drake’s official Twitter!!

More to come, but app is being ass

Also Tim definitely had a stan page for Gotham’s vigilantes, he’s lying 🤥

[colorfulyetsinful]

I really love Jason Todd,

So ofc I had to make a Jason Todd hc list… (I wrote this on my phone)

This is going to be more of when was Jason was Robin bc I need more of Jason being Robin and Jason being Bruce’s favorite bc he is Bruce’s favorite

Anyways if you disagree, you dumb

Jk….kinda

Also I’m not the best at writing Spanish, so plss don’t mind my Spanish :,)

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Jason Todd hc!!!

Jason and Bruce speak Spanish to each other

“Suenas como un gringo, Bruce”

“Jasón, soy un chico blanco”

(did I say it right?😀)

Late night, last minute hw,

“You had 3 hours to do your hw Jason”

“Coño Bruce, I get it!! Now show me how to do fractions”

Jason picks the meals for dinner and helps Alfred with the cooking

Cringes at Bruce’s dad jokes

If he’s mad at Bruce he’ll go running to Selina or Diana if they’re at the watchtower

Sleepy piggyback rides on Bruce

When Jason is sick, he tends to keep to himself as to not be a burden to others. Would somehow end up in bed with Bruce rubbing his back

Is picked on at school bc of his background;

Is referred as the “street rat” or dirty brown boy (yk rich white kids),

would usually keep to himself or would just insult them back (it got him in trouble a lot)

until they mentioned his mother and mah boi saw RED,

was suspended for a week on top of detention bc he “started the fight”

Dick is a bit distant with Jason bc he sees him as a replacement and is a bit bitter,

but he’s only bitter to Bruce, he try’s not to argue in front of Jason

“Bruce, can I have a puppy!!”

“What kinda?”

That’s how they hit ace

Ace is Jason’s dog

That dog follows him around and could/will bite off anyone’s arm if they ever try to hurt him

Visited the titan tower once (1x) and felt ✨weird✨ around Roy

Roy showed him how to shoot an arrow and Jason couldn’t sleep that night

When he met Diana, the poor guy was too shy to even say anything

He just starred at her from behind Batman’s leg and hid in Batman’s cap

Is dragged through the mud by the media,

yet everyone (most of his teachers and the league) loves him

Wanted to be a culinary major with a minor in literature,

but that never happened 🥲

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I have brainrot don't mind me,,,

But I don't see enought batfam genderbend or at least the fem!batboys.

I have more headcannons for based on these but this is it for now. Also sticking with the main 4 untill I can think of more thing for the rest of the family.

If you got any genderbend hc for the other family members (or you got soming to add) let me know!!!

(I also wrote this on my phone)

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Genderbend Batboys!!

Dick:

Rachel ‘Dixie’ Grayson

(I don’t like Dixie but oh well)

Long wavy hair

Was the first Robin, and Bruce tried to hide the fact that she was a girl to keep the identity a secret still, but also to protect her from dangers bc of her gender

Wore a binder and had a voice modifier until she left to join the teen titans

Puberty made it getting harder to hide the fact she was a girl

Going under guises for missions were fun bc she just had to take her binder off

It took a year to tell the team she was a girl

They barely believed her and/or thought it was a trans thing until she was like “no I got tits naturally”

Raquel “sex symbol” Grayson

She’s a girl in high society, ofc she’s a sex symbol🙄

A model for sports and swimwear as well as a few lingerie

Model for Victoria secret 4 years in a row

Had a thing with Roy (♂), kori (♀), and babs (♀)

Had a crush on Wally (♂) for years

Wally asked her out after she turned 19

They had such a long relationship

Like their friends and the family would joke that Bruce and Selina would get married before them

Yk Mar’i right?

Well the same thing, but with Wally and the baby is a boy

They name him Mason

Had the baby bc they thought it’ll bring them closer to getting married

Spoiler: it didn’t

Wally didn’t proposed until Mason was around 5

Took another 2 years to plan the wedding

Got married a year before Burce and Selina did, so that joke can be put to rest

Bruce walked her down the aisle (My guy was sobbing)

Jason:

Jacquelyn ‘Jay Jay’ Todd

Had long hair for years until being adopted by Bruce

She got into a fight with a boy who pulled her hair and after them Bruce took her to get a hair cut by her request

Got it a shorter cut, almost boy short and was so happy she called Bruce “papi”

He almost cried himself

And yes Bruce spoils the hell out of her

Don’t get him wrong, he loves Dixie

But JayJay is his princess

She was flat build during robin so hiding her gender wasn’t that hard but after taking a bath in the lazarus pit she got tiddies

The media dragged her through the mud

ofc they did 🙄

Dixie took her to titans tower to get her out the house

Dixie was dating kori around this time

Did not like Roy

She thought he was annoying

The first to call Bruce “dad”

Since I hc Jason as dominicana, she gets a quinceanera

She died before she can get on

(Was planning it and everything)

Her death destroyed Bruce

Thought Batman losing a son was bad?

Imagine him losing his princess, his little girl

Brutal was an understatement

When she came back as redhood, she still hid her gender bc if you’re going to be a crime lord, tell them you’re a girl is not the best idea

Still tried to kill Timmie and hated Bruce for a bit (Daddy issuse what can I say)

Then went radio silent, until she had to pick up something from the manor

That something being her kid

It’s Roy’s kid actually, but she raised that child

It’s Lian, but like Mar’i, it’s a boy

His name is Loid

Also her and Roy elope

“I thought you didn’t like him before?

"Yeah, we’ll I also died before…things change”

The first in the family to get married (Yes, it annoyed Dixie)

Alfred and Bruce are upset bc they wanted to walk her down the aisle or have a ceremony for her since they couldn’t do a quinceanera

“A wedding ceremony isn’t my thing”

She a good step-mom for Loid

That boy calls her mommy

(Loid is 3 years older then mason)

Tim:

Timothea ‘Timmie’ Drake

White and Asian

Long black hair and Asian features

Still has blue eyes

(I just realized that this kinda sounds like Marinette) (MLB fans, where ya at?)

High society princess

The ‘sweet’ one

Was still neglected by her parents but this time they tried to married her off (Rich parents tingz ig)

Then she got adopted by Bruce

Hesitated calling him dad, bc she didn’t know if that would set him off after JayJay

Has Bruce wrapped around her finger

That man is weak for his little girls and Timmie is the expectation

Yeah, Jay was his princess, but timmie is his baby girl

TImmie is really into acting and was in few movie and shows here and there

The definition of a nepo child actor

Is a twitch streamer

Bruce dropped the whole pretending to be a different gender even tho Timmie is even more flat build then Jay was

She got a little ass but it’s bc of her time in gymnastics

Keeping the hc that her and Bart are close n he know about robin’s secret identity bc of Wally and Dixie (A hc I may or may not write about)

Her and Bart co babysits mason

The team thought that her and Bart actually had a child

She also baysits Loid,

sometime at the same time with Mason...

She vowed to never have kids... those two are basically free birth control

Conner got upset when he found out her and Bart hook up

They were both high and it’s one of those things you just never talk about again

They don’t know how Conner found out, but he shouldn’t be mad, he was with Cassie during the time

Timmie thought she was a lesbian until she met Conner

Dated a lot of girls (Steph being one of them) and then dated Bernard, then got with Conner

Whore ™

(yes, I hc Tim as a whore have you seen how many gfs (and bfs) he's had)

Damian:

Damine ‘Dami’ al Ghul-Wayne

Looks almost exactly like Bruce but with Talía’s eyes, and build

Long curly hair that she puts in braids when out as robin

Usually a tomboy until she turned 14 and that’s when she started getting girly

Was jealous of Timmie bc of her and Bruce’s father-daughter relationship

Got over it after a while

She steals Timmie’s clothes when she started becoming girly

Timmie says she hates it, but doesn't reall care

Timmie takes Dami shoping so she can stop stealing her clothes

Had a small fling with Colin but it never went anywhere

Going off of the same hc of Jon, Dami, Colin and Jay (Another separate hc I also may or not write about)

Jon is so jealous of Colin is not even funny anymore

Dated Raven for a bit but that ended as fast as it started,

still besties

Loves her nephew

Wants to babysit them but their mother always leaves the boys with Timmie

actually close with Timmie

She goes to Timmie for love advice (Better then going to Bruce or Dixie...mabe Jason is a good choice too)

Also becomes a model and a fashion icon

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Another hc time!!! This one was fun to make,,,

I stand by my placements, if you have something to say, you're wrong :)

JK...kinda

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Hogwarts addition

Dick:

Dick is a Gryffindor

This bitch is hanging off the moving stairs railing, flipping from branch to branch on the weeping willow, and doing hand stands on his flying broom

The definition of no fear gryffindor

Has the anger issues for it

Pulls pranks on the other houses (aka Slytherins)

Always in trouble for doing dangerous things

Favorite class is defense against the dark arts

Can’t be on the quidditch team bc during try outs he kept doing tricks instead of protecting the goal

His roommates is Wally, Roy, and cyborg

Somehow became a prefect

Lol this is just a nicer James Potter

Jason:

Jason is a Ravenclaw

Smart ass,

he’s those types of Ravenclaws

Helps makes the riddles for the Ravenclaw dorms every year

Really good in his classes and his teachers love him,

or they would if he wasn’t picking fights with the Gryffindors

Potions is class is his favorite

Snape wants to hate him, but can’t bc Jason is the best in his class

On the quidditch team (the members were scared bc his brother dick wanted to be fancy with acrobatics, but he’s surprisingly good),

he plays beater

Prefers to throw hands instead of using words (despite his house).

he wouldn't unless he really needs to,

or if they're a Gryffindor (those bitches be annoying) (yes that includes Dick)

Has weekly book club

Tim:

Tim is a slytherin

Another smart ass,

but unlike Jason (who raather fight then waist time with words), Tim has a mouth

Calls out bullshit in the teachers are saying in the classes

All his teachers hate him, especially Snape which actually shocks everyone,

Tim calls him out on his blatant favoritism (even tho its his own house) (He gon call it how he sees it)

Denied any prefect or headboy offerers (it’s not his thing)

Has a lot of gryffindor and Hufflepuff friends

Finds quidditch boring

Did I mention he’s has a mouth,

like Jason has a mouth too, but Tim is just mean

Picks fights with ravenclaws bc they think just bc they're the “smart house” that they are smarter then him

Did I say mean?

I meant unhinged,

boy will make you feel dumb

Slytherin behavior, honestly

Dating a gryffindor (Conner) or dating a ravenclaws (Bernard) (or both) (whichever you wanna pick)

Damian:

Damian is a Hufflepuff

Was loudly upset when he was sorted into Hufflepuff

"I should be in Sltherin, the only house that's up to standers and the most logical choice"

He actually doesn't mind being in Hufflepuff after getting situated

He loves Hagrid only bc of they share love for magical animals

Also on the quidditch team,

Plays Seeker

He's small which makes him fast enougth to chase after it

“Mean Hufflepuff”

Has friends from each house (Jon - Gryffindor, Raven - Slytherin, Colin - Ravenclaw, Billy and Beast boy - Hufflepuff also Damian’s roommates)

Favorite class is magical creature and where to find them,

obviously

Becomes headboy in later years

Honorary mentions!!

Alfred - Slytherin

Bruce - Slytherin

Cassandra - Ravenclaw

Stephanie - Gryffindor

Barbara - Ravenclaw

Duke - Hufflepuff

Selina - Ravenclaw (her and Bruce were head boy and girl)

Clark - Griffindor

Diana - Gryffindor

Bart - Hufflepuff

Cassie - gryffindor

Harley - Hufflepuff

Ivy - Ravenclaw