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@colorlesqueen
I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton
Okay yes sometimes there’s a skeleton, I understand how museums work. But I mean what if it gets me
spookiest things in museums, number 15: the skeleton that understands you on an emotional level
iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;
An orc wrote this.
An orc who knows how to treat a lady
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
Remind me later.
Girlies and non girlies of the jury,
yes your honor?
attack
the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
far far away idol would never happen now
You lost your keys again?
A pretty gnarly thing is they got the jaw of St. Anthony of Padua as a relic, and the reliquary goes hard af.
So I had this idea and I drew it as fast as I could
This here is what I'm talking about...
Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
Invites sent 💌
me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea
me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:
“cmere boy”
*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*
strut on boy!
just learned that high levels of iron oxides can turn water red and create lakes of "blood"
WOUNDED EARTH WOUNDED EARTH WOUNDED EARTH
dumping several hundred tons of iron oxides into the nile to prove a point
vampires bite your neck because it's sexy but also so you don't see their faces when they're biting you and start laughing hysterically
person being bitten: *getting really into it, maybe even falling in love a little bit*
the vampire:
This meme is inescapable on French insta so I’m posting it here for all to enjoy
I don’t speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going “Wait that’s not ‘can it’ that’s ‘Shut the fuck up’”
what is the best word for death in any language and why is it the german translation
TODD‼️
I can't be the first to make this connection
y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision
