Colour Sergeant Bourne

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[tddkart]

What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[bensonomalley]

@coloursergeantbourne

[bardmau5]

[arbane235]

[jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020]

……oh god it’s so fucking adorable. Plus the whole half-orc thing……yeah

[da-boy-o-kultur]

So this is what an ork emo phase looks like.

[tauman942]

Half-Orc drama

[theminingengineer]

@every-n-anything @medic981

[concentrated-sunshine-deactivat]

I feel the first one in my soul..its taken my players nearly 3 sessions to move on to the next 'stage' of the campaign...and thats only been about 3 hours in game. and then they grumble that nothings really happened in the campaign recently...no shit sherlock you spent a hour discussing dwarven nipple rings and another 2 drinking merlot with an half orc guard who was apparently Columbo.

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[garl612]

i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship

[kiixiies]

okay again i dont go here but why does grandpa got cheeks but the stacked dude on the right has the squarest ass ive ever seen?

[strawberry-crocodile]

Because Grandpa is a sunlight wizard who kicked the ass of the thing that eats vampires 50 years ago and has been roaming around learning about spirit magic and banging his hot wife ever since. Meanwhile the dude on the right is french.

[coloursergeantbourne]

@bensonomalley

[mayarashi]

goodbye brother

[krudman]

oh my god. I thought I had seen it all

[vin-stalgia-deactivated20150309]

this one is the most beautiful of all

[scottscharinger-deactivated2015]

Can’t stop watching

[true-king-of-monsters]

Sound on! Trust me!

[coloursergeantbourne]

goblin: what do you fear losing the most?

He takes a moment to consider his answer. Scratching the stubble on his chin, he'd been alive a long time and he'd learned that few things in life were irreplaceable.

"My will to go on."

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Personally, I would have said my mess kit.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"I mean it would be on the list if I was being pragmatic but I thought a more existentialist and inspiring answer was more appropriate."

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Eh, I leave inspiring answers to commissars. They seem happy to provide them. Plus, I’m pretty sure I’d lose my will to go on right quick if I couldn’t eat.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"Personally if my life weren't in constant mortal danger, and I had to eat an Imperium mess kit my will would be gone before I could even make it to the pack of smokes.

[mortars-and-martyrs]

"If I may, you could just be grateful to have food."

[coloursergeantbourne]

"It only counts as food when you're under threat of death it's just lucky for all of us that this is nearly all of the time."

[coloursergeantbourne]

goblin: what do you fear losing the most?

He takes a moment to consider his answer. Scratching the stubble on his chin, he'd been alive a long time and he'd learned that few things in life were irreplaceable.

"My will to go on."

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Personally, I would have said my mess kit.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"I mean it would be on the list if I was being pragmatic but I thought a more existentialist and inspiring answer was more appropriate."

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Eh, I leave inspiring answers to commissars. They seem happy to provide them. Plus, I’m pretty sure I’d lose my will to go on right quick if I couldn’t eat.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"Personally if my life weren't in constant mortal danger, and I had to eat an Imperium mess kit my will would be gone before I could even make it to the pack of smokes.

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Well there’s your problem, you have to start with the smokes so they kill your sense of taste and smell.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"I guess this is just another example on the difference between Guard teaching and Arbites teaching. I could do with a smoke right now care to join me?"

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Don’t mind if I do! Name’s Veronica, by the way.” Veronica pulls a pack of lho sticks out from the brim of her hat, and sticks one in her mouth. Her eyes glow and it sparks for a second before catching flame. “You want a light?”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"Arrik, pleased to make your acquaintance." He pulls his own pack out from under his armour, tapping the bottom of the pack and takes one. Turning back to her tucking the pack back under his chest plate. "Only if you aren't liable to accidentally fry my face by accident."

[coloursergeantbourne]

goblin: what do you fear losing the most?

He takes a moment to consider his answer. Scratching the stubble on his chin, he'd been alive a long time and he'd learned that few things in life were irreplaceable.

"My will to go on."

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Personally, I would have said my mess kit.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"I mean it would be on the list if I was being pragmatic but I thought a more existentialist and inspiring answer was more appropriate."

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Eh, I leave inspiring answers to commissars. They seem happy to provide them. Plus, I’m pretty sure I’d lose my will to go on right quick if I couldn’t eat.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"Personally if my life weren't in constant mortal danger, and I had to eat an Imperium mess kit my will would be gone before I could even make it to the pack of smokes.

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Well there’s your problem, you have to start with the smokes so they kill your sense of taste and smell.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"I guess this is just another example on the difference between Guard teaching and Arbites teaching. I could do with a smoke right now care to join me?"

[veggieblt]

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Shoutout to @thetruelizard for the commission and @the-goddamn-doomguy for the og post! 

[sothasiil-archive-deactivated20]

let's play "bed, wed, behead".

send me three names. characters, celebrities, tumblr users… anything. go.

[sandcvstles]

six-word sentences.

“ frankly speaking, i wanna give up. ”

“ they love me cause i’m hot. ”  

“ just try to guess the answer. ”

“ everyone here knows you don’t care. ”

“ fine, do things your way. ”

“ i want to be in love. ”

“ no, i would rather make money. ”

“ shut up already, i’m not going. ”

“ because you said that, fuck you! ”

“ i hate you more than anything. ”

“ just sit down? let me explain? ”

“ can i be a little nasty? ”

“ there’s nothing wrong with being sexual. ”

“ i want you to like me. ”

“ don’t you dare lie to me. ”

“ i’m way too scared to fall. ”

“ terrified of my love for you? ”

“ we were both afraid, shut up. ”

“ it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really. ”

“ life’s too short to care anymore. ”

“ i dreamt about you last night. ”

“ really? what did you dream about? ”

“ i dreamt you chose me instead. ”

“ how did you become like this? ”

“ this isn’t any of your business. ”

“ i’m losing my mind, losing control. ”

“ you weren’t there! i needed you! ”

“ please don’t start with me, okay? ”

“ why do you always leave me? ”

“ this is all we have left. ”

“ i turned around. you were gone. ”

“ all i can think about is you. ”

“ wow, you look like shit today. ”

“ i called and you didn’t answer. ”

“ i wanna be a child forever. ”

“ today, my love is in mourning. ” 

“ your words felt like sharp knives. ”

“ say something nice or don’t speak. ”

[coloursergeantbourne]

goblin: what do you fear losing the most?

He takes a moment to consider his answer. Scratching the stubble on his chin, he'd been alive a long time and he'd learned that few things in life were irreplaceable.

"My will to go on."

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Personally, I would have said my mess kit.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"I mean it would be on the list if I was being pragmatic but I thought a more existentialist and inspiring answer was more appropriate."

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Eh, I leave inspiring answers to commissars. They seem happy to provide them. Plus, I’m pretty sure I’d lose my will to go on right quick if I couldn’t eat.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"Personally if my life weren't in constant mortal danger, and I had to eat an Imperium mess kit my will would be gone before I could even make it to the pack of smokes.

[thunderthightning-deactivated20]

[effington]

I googled this for days and days once and couldn’t find it so I’m going to reblog it now for safekeeping

[gothcarmelasoprano]

or you can just save it on your phone?

[coloursergeantbourne]

goblin: what do you fear losing the most?

He takes a moment to consider his answer. Scratching the stubble on his chin, he'd been alive a long time and he'd learned that few things in life were irreplaceable.

"My will to go on."

[one-more-lho-stick]

“Personally, I would have said my mess kit.”

[coloursergeantbourne]

"I mean it would be on the list if I was being pragmatic but I thought a more existentialist and inspiring answer was more appropriate."

[coloursergeantbourne]

The Major pulled the Sargent aside and lifted the strap of his Flak jacket and placed a poppy “Looks good” he then nodded and patted his back Death-korps-of-Krieg-77th

He adjusted it more or of fidgetiness then anything else then cleared his throat.

"Thank you sir, I've always liked the look of the Poppy. I haven't seen one since my last rotation home, it's a nice reminder thank you."

@death-korps-of-kreig-77th

[coloursergeantbourne]

goblin: what do you fear losing the most?

He takes a moment to consider his answer. Scratching the stubble on his chin, he'd been alive a long time and he'd learned that few things in life were irreplaceable.

"My will to go on."