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so I spent a lot of last year working with / around this local activist group mostly made up of your typical ambiently queer, ambiently leftist college students. like every loose affinity group it struggled with the sort of unpredictable fluctuating capacity problem of most participants being tied to day jobs or college term times, variously disabled, turning up when they could make it and then vanishing for months at a time. it's to be expected with that kind of organising but it does also make for kind of a pain in the neck.
anyway this particular group does (or did?) have kind of a nucleus of very committed members who were more tight knit and ended up taking on a lot of the practical work themselves. they were your more serious vanguard party type communists, very much structure and role enjoyers, which is probably why things eventually played out the way they did. they took their commitments seriously and were constantly sort of irked that others saw the voluntary nature of the group as a reason to deprioritise it in favour of what might be life necessities but are still basically capitalist pursuits. fair, maybe.
about this time last summer, that inner circle apparently decided to get more serious about recruitment and figure out how to do outreach in a way that would bring in more committed membership to reliably spread the workload. the way these things go, a couple of these guys had originally met through a local gay bar's drag nights (specifically the drag king circuit) so one of the first things they did was draft in another friend who did marketing for those events already and get him pushing for more eyeballs on their event listings via twitter and instagram.
now, bar guy was very very good at this. one of his big innovations was the idea of using club promoter type strategies to get more students more consistently engaged with the group's activities. that basically meant appointing some of the more active members as 'outreach officers' and encouraging them to do things like organise socials for new volunteers and train those people in turn as recruiters, with a tiny bit of a floating budget for pot lucks and house parties every couple of months.
this worked astonishingly well, like beyond anyone's wildest expectations. at a certain point they had brand new members throwing their own parties just to introduce their friends to the people who recruited them, who in turn had been recruited by the volunteers the outreach officers trained. it worked so well that it got to be a problem because most of these newer members were also relatively new to organising and didn't have a whole lot of theory. it was getting very vibes based and suddenly there was a huge influx of people to handle who most original members didn't know. and also, because they'd asked a gay guy who promoted gay club nights to organise all this peer-to-peer recruitment, it turned out almost all the new members were gay men.
in itself that's not necessarily a problem, but obviously it presents a challenge for a group that's supposed to be open and diverse. especially because outside of the little clique who started all this, most of the old guard were not gay men. it didn't blow up into the kind of messy schism it could have, fortunately, but a lot of the older members (especially those who were less into the hardline soviet-nostalgia communist utopianism of the main organisers) decided around this point that they didn't feel the group was a good fit for them any more, and split.
so now the inner circle had a new problem. the remaining group was overwhelmingly now made up of very sweet well intentioned young gay men who wanted to volunteer with this cool voluntary circle of other young gay men who liked to party, and vanishingly few of them actually knew a whole lot about mao or lenin or the practicalities of community organising or what have you. but club guy was like "don't worry I've got this", and suddenly out of nowhere started producing all this orientation literature and politics 101 material that he was chain emailing to his army of new recruits and recruiters. like he just had all this shit ready to go. he had slogans, he had essays, he had these weird point by point breakdowns of what karl marx would have to say about your college courses and why communism was like actually a lot like bdsm if you think about it.
you will probably not be shocked to learn that it very quickly came out he had been generating all this shit with chatgpt. the group went into absolute meltdown, the vanguard party shut down their website and disassociated themselves completely from the whole mess, and the last I heard they're back to organising with some of the older group members and whoever turns up whenever they turn up. but club guy was unrepentant, he'd already sent out all his ideologyslop to his recruiters, who had sent it to their guys who sent it to their guys, who I guess are still out there recruiting twinks into the fully automated contentless communism mill,
or the MLM MLM LLM MLM if you're nasty.
a woman in a popular piece of media could rightfully call someone a friendless loser for being a friendless loser or be vaguely upset about her romantic feelings not being reciprocated and people would find a way inevitably to paint her as a homophobic arophobic transphobic ableist for saying this but a tumblr popularboy could turn to the screen and go i hate women and minorities and people would go well he didnt mean it it was just due to his smol bean nature
woman characters: i can't believe you never spend time with me! all you care about.. all you care about is your work!
fandom: ugh she's such an ableist dick :/ doesn't she know that work is his special interest :/
man character: ugh i can't believe women are starting to get promoted around here don't they know this is a man's job
fandom: omg my gay baby bean 🥺
"people in films used to be ugly" is one of those things which people say a lot which basically just isn't really true at all
They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì
'im a child free woman but don't worry i constaly atone for my baren womb through making sure i always tell everyone how much i LOVE children and think they are the most important thin in the WORLD. im NOT like thoes OTHER crones, i still ensure that i fufll my socially expected materal role through proving caregiving for the children in my life in other ways :) i love kids :) anyone who says they dont like kids needs to fix their heart !!!!! Im child free and not a bitch about it so these other wome need to do better and just be a surogate mother like me who begs for perfect palletablity at all times'
- The most common childfree woman you see held up online
once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)
people in my replies arguing for their fav white guy???
they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i
Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else
i think it's worth remembering this xkcd from 2013 that's still equally true
Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Dr House, contrary to expected wisdom,¹ retorted at this juncture that the hygiene drug would kill the patient. If indeed this is truly surprising, it pales in comparison to House’s suggested alternative: the bold assertion that the patient required the mouse bites to live.²
1. House, G. et al. (2004) Unforeseen Malignancies Associated with Hygiene Drug in Cases of Mouse Bite Related Nose Blood
2. This vexes me.
I’m going to be so honest. I think in the pursuit of an individualized sexual liberation, the Overton window for misogyny has shifted violently towards normalizing bonkers levels of misogyny. Some of you have got to start being feminist killjoys again. I can’t carry this teamfight myself no matter how good I am at fragging liberal false feminists.
I think that we may have lost the plot when we started arguing that it’s feminist to play gacha games, which are predicated on articulating women as units of exchange, one of the oldest kinds of Ur-Misogyny in history.
We desperately need some political consciousness about feminism in the world. Just like a smidge. Please. I’m begging you.
Michael Ehrmantraut in a Breaking Bad AU where he was able to make it out and becomes a pokemon trainer. Shout out to @athetos for helping me brainstorm his pokemon team.
Tinkatink, since she reminds him of his granddaughter Kaylee
Gumshoos, since he is a private investigator
Driftloon, since he used balloons to take out the electricity of Golden Moth Chemical
Klefki, since he would use keys a lot in his criminal business
Inteleon, since he used to be a sniper
Torchic, since he displayed a fondness for chickens when he was in Mexico
btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.
Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution