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[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[pinksweet]

These are my beautiful twins, Vyvanse and Adderall. And here’s my oldest, whom I hate, Ritalin.

[bgm05]

[littlesystems]

That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:

[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body

meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Saw’s need to explain away the first movie’s every single aesthetic and plot choice as actually meaningful and relevant makes me feel so fucking crazy because wym Jigsaw built this for his unborn son before he turned evil and it was the loss that turned him evil. no way

[it-came-from-the-deep]

and now he's transparent :)

[lordeboy]

[postcum]

I make my Obama tulpa do a land acknowledgement every time he wants to fuck

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[deeps-repus]

I still have this shirt its almost 25 years old

[cheddar-baby]

[deeps-repus]

dont blaire witch me i'm 2

[newfeeling77]

this is the absolute peak of his posting i wish he died immediately after this

[newfeeling77]

he posted this an hour later

[pigswithwings]

the fascinating thing about being abused is that years later youre gonna be there sitting around going "okay so what now". cause like theres no instruction manual is there

[pigswithwings]

youre gonna be buying groceries and then youre gonna remember you went through all that for literally no good reason and youre gonna go Oh Okay and put paper towels in your bag or whatever

[playingthedeckabove]

once you watch twin peaks you carry laura with you everywhere

[harborfreight]

stop the madness no more nose jobs

[bourbonthesecond]

Got a deviated septum? Go fuck yourself.

[harborfreight]

yep 👍🏽 if you have a deviated septum go fuck yourself

[mollyjames]

alright fairy perverts, come and get your food

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Gao Hang

Your Boss and Your Boss’ Boss, 2024

Acrylic on canvas.

[thunderstruck9]

Gao Hang (Chinese, 1991), Your Boss and Your Boss’ Boss, 2024. Acrylic on canvas, 59 4/5 × 48 in.

[charbottan]

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..