Do All Things With Kindness

[bisexualwario]

[artsubrosa]

lady of the wild beasts, lion among women

[havendance]

Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple

[ineffable-writer]

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[imnotverybright]

”great” britain? actually I find it quite mid

[imnotverybright]

happy 10k notes to this post! shoutout to all the brits reblogging it saying it’s actually quite awful and to everyone saying “‘united’ states of america? Actually I find them quite divided”

[sunsbleeding]

[briines]

[destinationtoast]

[maryoliveoil]

God forbid women have hobbies

[alex51324]

I feel like a surfboard is potentially a fair price to pay for getting to watch an otter surfing.

[once-a-polecat]

She stopped stealing surfboards because she has a pup to take care of now. God forbid a woman have a little fun before she becomes a new mom.

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[adamdoesstuffhere]

Megoosa.

[queerskittles]

Gonna go out on a limb and assume @elodieunderglass has been tagged here a billion times but tag them anyway just in case

[elodieunderglass]

I think you’re the first. She’s amazing! I feel strongly that her gaze shouldn’t turn you to stone. (That property is usually strongly associated with mythical serpents, and is probably genetic.) I think that her gaze should do something different to you; perhaps you freeze in place, sweating slightly, until she looks away from you, and you’re released. And then one individual goose suddenly whips around and stares at you, and you are frozen again!

[shepardlives]

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[shepardlives]

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

[ii-zi]

yes

[joematar]

pairs well with this one

[catchymemes]

[alex51324]

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

[moominirl]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

[ball-lightning]

I... what.

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

this man sees 40 moves ahead

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-rain-monster]

Get hot water, not boiling hot but almost hotter than you can stand, and put a metal spoon in it for a few seconds. Take the spoon and put it against the mosquito bite for about 30 seconds. Do it a few times if you like. The proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat and break down.

[killerkitteh-deactivated2024110]

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS SHIT I have four decades of suffering from skeeter bites behind me

[castillon02]

One study on 146 individuals treated with a Bite-Away heat pen found similarly effective results from heat treatment; thankfully, spoons dunked in water cost way less than the Bite-Away’s 30 bucks.

[theglintoftherail]

You can also blast the bite with a hair dryer - learned this from my mom and it works great

[vmohlere]

Thanks to this post, I have four swiftly-healing, non-itchy mosquito bites and one second-degree burn