[pemberlaey]

don’t care didn’t ask plus your hem is 6 inches deep in mud

[cassie-darlin]

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

[cassie-darlin]

like??

[cassie-darlin]

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

[cassie-darlin]

ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME

[foone]

Fun fact: I've taken both apart in a failed attempt to run Doom, and they are using basically the same processors. I'm not saying you could easily retrofit one into the other, but I'm not NOT saying that.

[nentuaby]

They did gender-affirming surgery on a vape.

[lunamothghost]

Me when the themes and motifs connect in my brain

[puddinwife]

Am I glad he's fictional in there, and that we're out here,
and that he's the author, and that we're fictional out here,
and that we're in there, and I just remembered we're out here.
What I want to know is, where's the minotaur?

[ryebreadgf]

my socrates

[unbearable-swagger]

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

[kikokuso]

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

[vacuously-true]

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

[acorviart]

apparently in october 2021 I opened notes and started writing down some very important media analysis

[ashstfu]

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

[ashstfu]

and i have no concept of passage of time

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[depsidase]

[espurrnential]

[null-is-sparing-you]

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

[roboco-san]

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

[seaside-werewolf]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[depsidase]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[woolandflax]

[hazelsmazecave]

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[hjartasalt]

Hey girl is that a knife that just fell through a hole in your pocket down your pant leg or is your penis very sharp and by your ankle