[dogtoks]

[higglety]

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

[lucife56]

Tywin and Arya playing cyvasse

A sketch inspired by  A Wolf Amongst Lions

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[happyk44]

[ID: Tweet from @/douwuata: a lot of tips for executive dysfunction are like "pretend the hat man is pointing a gun at you" "put your clock 15 minutes ahead" and i don't understand how are these tricks supposed to work because maybe i'm simply too... aware?

Quote retweet from @/strugglesaurus: One time a therapist was like "give yourself a reward for completing a task" and I was like "or I could just give myself the reward anyway and not do the annoying boring daunting task" and she was like... oh. /end ID]

[animentality]

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[stark-phd]

[theredlanternavenger]

where's the lie tho—

[wizardarchetypes]

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

[wizardarchetypes]

[canonically47]

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she's aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[glutton-for-funishment]

then wtf is a daffodil......................

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

buddy

[bikuwana-still-on-discord-deact]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[lordofseagulls]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[glitteringpoet1685]

How can I seamlessly weave the Peglar papers into this mundane conversation

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

Results from the #paleostream!

Ischigualastia, Chilesaurus and Changzhousaurus

[chameleocoonj]

finally had time to join flocking for just a bit the other weekend, although I only finished up Mr. Pants today- Velociraptor + Kank

[spicy-apple-pie]

Sir that's his emotional support orphan, leave him alone.

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[ruinedchildhood]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[stydixa]

Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria's curse? I'd like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: always throw split salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can. PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998) Dir. Griffin Dunne

[crimewave420]

stitch incoming

[paper-mario-wiki]