¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @confusednerd-atthedisco - Tumblr Blog

catgf

Amuseable Bluebell, Snake Plant, Snowdrop, Daffodil, Orchid, and Aloe Vera by Jellycat

garfield be like

marsup

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

chaumas-deactivated20240115

so I’m opening a new hospital and I think I’m going to buy some of these window clings to decorate the glass in the children’s ward with:

bojanus

So vibrant! Red is associated with vitality, so I think sick children will feel energized when they see this ^_^

chaumas-deactivated20240115

My thoughts exactly! The bright red means energy, willpower, strength, and determination, so kids going in for life-saving surgeries will see these and be reassured that they’re going to be okay. :)

astrodidact

todaysbat

thebewilderer

THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

I REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

mellie-mp3

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

tlirsgender

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I’m like. Doesn’t it make you feel bad when you act like that

bluelivesaintshit

Just want everyone to know when I say ‘evil’ I really just mean “villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist”

impormable

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

sonnetscrewdriver

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

captainclickycat

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

piesandswords

checking your phone in the middle of a task

gahdamnpunk

This was a ride ⚰️⚰️

dailyflicks

ANDREW GARFIELD as Peter Parker in THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (2012) dir. Marc Webb

abortionado

my 12 year old brother is carrying the lgbt community on his back

egirldeathdrive

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

egirldeathdrive

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

just-shower-thoughts

Alcohol may not solve all your problems, but neither will water.

lucydacusgirl

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

setyourphaserstostun

skytier

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.