Cooking and Crying

"Healthy" cooking tips and little tricks to make an awful mess of any food you attempt to make. From me, a terrible cook.

[meangirlnurse]

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

[the-seer-of-mind]

cuisine

[dykesensei]

[cookingandcrying]

If you've ever wondered how to make ground beef...

[teenagedream]

how to make tea

[thebootydiaries]

call me crazy but i love May of knees 😛😛👅

[i-cast-zone-0f-truth]

😐👏🏻 may of knees I’m done, call me when you read a dictionary bye \leaves/

[thebootydiaries]

ur just mad i can cook for my man 😛🙈❤️ bone apple tea ☠️🍒☕️😙👌

[cookingandcrying]

Ur mans is lucky to have a gore may chef for his girl 👌👌👌👌

[sacred-portal]

[cookingandcrying]

Even this dog cooks better than me :/

[a-girl-named-bri]

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

@uncomfortablyuncool FINALLY

[cookingandcrying]

Dinner tip: nachos as big as your ass

[handsoffmydinosaur]

Terrible Food Puns 

[mememaster]

youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

times new ramen

[banesidhe]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

Udon have to laugh at this joke but it’s soba-d it’s good. 

[cookingandcrying]

Cooking tip: puns. Always puns.

[twitblr]

Always the tomato sauce

[cookingandcrying]

Cooking tip: deep fry everything

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[cookingandcrying]

Dinner tip: food puns based on 90s boy band pop sensations

[respectfulmemes]

[cookingandcrying]

Cooking tip: get Gordon Ramsey to notice you

[lord-kitschener]

[fakecel]

cryptid

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

these are their stories

[cookingandcrying]

Cooking tip: fill your own bucket

[dennys]

We saved a little green for you.

[cookingandcrying]

Happy 4/20 from Denny’s

[distinguishedbaloney]

[cookingandcrying]

Happy belated easter

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[cookingandcrying]

It's true I did this and it really works

[c3rvida3]

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

[cookingandcrying]

Cooking tip: ...whatever that is