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Sagittarius

[deborahlutz-blog]

Box for carrying leeches, 19th century.

Source

[fullmetalfisting]

Let’s bring this back

[pileofknives]

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods

[chongoblog]

Okay so since “getting cancelled” came from fandom culture, whats the next fandom culture term that will get adopted by idiots in politics? The answer that makes me cry the most wins a prize

[statictay]

senator very seriously saying that young voters are “woobifying” important events

[mintdropsss]

i—

[happifying-things]

[theinfiknight]

Sisyphus on his hill

[michellechang]

[janeplease]

C'mon self-doubt, let’s get crippling!

[ihateladygaga]

[rexim-djm]

[risathegiffer]

[homo-se-dice]

Me immediately after getting vaccinated lol

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

[obligatory-regal-name]

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[everythingfox]

“Medical professional having to deal with an unruly patient trying to take off their mask”

(via)

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

it’s fat fuck friday

[super-affection]

mr. boombastic

[coolxatu]

meanwhile in a different dimension…

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

skinny bitch sunday……..

[scottandhiskind]

mlm/wlw solidarity hostility

[grapehyasynth]

[alphacrone]

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

Every male philosopher/author should have the size of their cock and their height in the index of all of their books. For context.

[maricon-carne]

What if they're a bottom should they post ass?

[surprisebitch]

yes

[sistertaxon]

fucking shut up i’m trying to complete the ritual

[sistertaxon]

thank you. snakes are gay now

[klngly]

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

[mamasoygay]

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

[bakugo-sucks]

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

[brattylikestoeat]

[la-criatura]

This is the ‘Italian’ version of the Wigan kebab

[frosty3thefrostening]

Brits still seething no one liked fried pot pie on cheap buns huh

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

This is haute cuisine compared to a pie between buns or a slice of fried potato sandwich with pea water