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Don't know how I got here :) but am very much enjoying myself. Art is a beast I will tame! Requests are really slow for now bc life be like that ;) wanna just ask or request a drawing? Don't be afraid and send one in 💕 love getting those.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Dw Optimus they’ll come back (with a couple of tickets)

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[reader-from-nowhere]

Love Bites if Roddy was actually patient zero

[reader-from-nowhere]

Absolute Ratchet old design pin-up I made a while ago and forgor…be free my freak..

[phantomcabij]

Made some little starscream phone backgrounds to go with the charm I put on my phone! (Last one is for the home screen lol)

Feel free to use for your device of choice, infect it with smallscream- (should I make a TC and SW version? Idk leave it in the tags or smth)

[chivachill]

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[galaxylover06]

Sailfish Sonic!! Happy mermay!

[writing-prompt-s]

The dragon's golden hoard was enormous. In fact, there is so much there that it would cause massive inflation and drastically devalue gold if it was ever captured. You are an advisor trying to figure out how to handle this problem without getting killed by irate knights.

[nerdpoe]

"The treasure is cursed."

"Bullshit."

"No, really. There's a dragon's curse on that treasure; whosoever steals it is destined for untold bad fortune that will lead to their death."

"Fred touched it and he's fine!"

"Fred's wife just filed for divorce and his dog chose to go with her."

"...Hey guys! Don't touch the fucking treasure!"

[k0mmari]

Because Brazil won Im drawing an AU where everything is the same except Shen Yuan is brazilian

[k0mmari]

It took me 8 hours but here he is

AU where everything is the same but Shen Yuan is brazilian

[stealingpotatoes]

happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her

(links // tip jar!)

[tatamicrusaders]

[zompasta]

this came into my head at work, this is so stupid :") (Ignore how fuckass starscream looks i mixed designs together for funsies)

[eiriseths]

the pretty prince and his cool guardian

[obieros]

[martyfive]

this one is for Juniper Blessing.

this isn’t about mermay, really. you can grab the free png on my patreon. print it out if you can and remember her name.

[scentedcandlecryptid]

@keferon ‘s mecha pilot jazz au has genuinely taken over my life. I’m absolutely feral and scratching at the walls. It’s brought me back to tumblr.

I’m especially fond of (insane about) the concept where Jazz’s mecha gets wrecked for whatever reason and Prowl scans the wreckage and becomes the mech himself. I had to draw it >:)