like cyberpunk but not a commentary on anything

Maybe you know who I am or maybe not. I get around.

[coolmachetefacts]

what's up all my chuggers

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[glumshoe]

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

[mettic]

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

[glumshoe]

they have and they will

[sioltach]

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[sudo-trans--pony]

[ganondorf]

ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

[ganondorf]

using your phone in a movie theater is a symptom of long covid

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[coolmachetefacts]

The Eric Adams thing could work out really well. These days, they usually won't let you hire yourself out as a mercenary in a land war against a city-state and behead the militia supporting a liege lord sworn to the perfidious Turk with a cavalry sabre.

But, you know, maybe!

[invertebrateinvert]

Male soldiers in Germany are growing breasts

did you know you can maybe grow tits if you hit yourself hard enough and often enough

Over 70 percent of the German battalion's soldiers have been diagnosed with significant gynecomastia. Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts.

[xvideo000-deactivated20241112]

wow

[dragongirlbunny]

"Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts." so have half my mutuals these military folks aren't special

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

oh mein gott zis battalion is full of forcenfemmen

[mysillycomics]

💙 coelacanth 💙

[curiositypolling]

If you mention your job to a stranger, how likely are they to get interested and ask questions? 1 would be like a grocery store cashier and 10 would be like a stunt double

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

unemployed

nuance

Voting ended onSep 26, 2024

[0x4468c7a6a728]

Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

[creepymutelilbugger]

[goldrogerstits]

[cactuarqueen]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

ms 39/11

[netherworldpost]

I am going to remember this image forever, it will save me so much time

[netherworldpost]

Another

[pigstubborn]

@surprisedentistry