The Queen of Crossovers

Molly, NCIS obsessed, Tiva OTP. BabyDoll is my spirit animal. Many obsessions you will find here, just learn to put up with me as my family has. Blog not spoiler free. Follow at your own risk!

[pengychan]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

[pengychan]

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

[battlships]

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

[saintsideways]

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

[fieldbears]

[quailfence]

[Image description: Screencap from It's Always Sunny of Dennis, Mac, and Charlie all standing in a row, saying “They’re– The European economy is in shambles.” End ID]

@a-captions-blog

[kassasaurus-rex]

one of my cousins has one of those wretched sequined nicolas cage pillows and today the rest of us received this photo of perhaps the most upsetting thing i’ve seen all year, slugolas cage

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[guardiantempest]

[lauralot89]

@fangirlingicizing​

[cannibalchicken]

[memewhore]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[the-emblematic]

Tag yourself. I’m “sets low personal standards and constantly fails to achieve them”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

mrs piggy for the virgin mary. jesus is the only human in the entire movie. gonzo as john the baptist. beaker as lazurus. thers so much to work with here

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

animal was at the passion of the christ

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i know we have the eagle guy as pontius pilate but how do we feel about the two old guys

[ma-la-xa]

the penitent and impenitent thieves

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

statler and woldorf “sinner? i barely know ‘er!” while nailed on a cross tell me you dont want to see that. tell me.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

https://youtu.be/lTofJSEdKCs

[jaylor]

why is this so fucking funny to me

[graftandgrief]

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Fuck this

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

This is insane.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Capitalism is so innovative /s

[thestoryofaslut]

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True   objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")   Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

[grucose]

Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.

[barin-mclegg]

Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it

[simonalkenmayer]

For all my call center readers.

[katharinehxpburn]

Stealing Stephen Sondheim’s plant for the aesthetic. 1991.

[laurafiles]

don’t tell me Sadie Sink and Zoé de Grand'Maison don’t look like real life sisters

put them on each other’s shows already

[cooterdepablo]

For the last 6+ years, tumblr has been a piece of shit.

I’ve been continuously looking for someplace decent to edit code. I used custom pages on tumblr years ago, but now when I go to the customize page, the scrollbar is useless. (The description is hella years old; no reason to come up with something better if I can’t use the site how I need.)

See that fancy piece of shit gray bar on the upper right side? It doesn’t do a God damn thing. All I can edit is what’s seen here. There’s no way to scroll down to edit more colors or even view my custom pages, let alone edit them.

Now I am currently on an Android Samsung Tab E, and it’s all I have access to. However, this began years ago, and recently I was told by someone else that they had this same problem on their PC… one reason they also no longer use the site.

It sucked enough that upon logging in for the second time in about a month, I was alerted that my custom theme that I’d had for 10+ years was removed for containing “suspicious code.” Y'all seem to fucking think everything is suspicious now. 

If anyone can suggest a better (free) site that actually functions where I can edit and view code (not Neocities, it also doesn’t work for different reasons), I’d love to hear your suggestions. If anyone knows a way to fix this long running issue I’d love to hear that too, but tumblr support was absolutely useless and after several emails explaining the simple issue to someone who apparently has a Jr. High school level of understanding, I was told to watch the tumblr Changes/updates blog for a fix.

I have a feeling that fix is not coming.

[schokoschaum]

Contact tumblr staff directly through their ask form because I have absolutely no problems with scrolling on all of my 4 blogs on Chrome. I think you and your friend are special cases and that it’s not a common bug. They do answer pretty quick (got an answer only a few hours later).

[cooterdepablo]

I contacted through their support form which leads to an email conversation. Is that the same thing you're suggesting or do you think contacting them a different way would be more helpful? The emails are "signed" by someone from support but as the first response from two separate people on different occasions were the same, it has to just be automated...

[adoringlana]

“A lot of my songs are not just simple verse-chorus pop songs – they’re more psychological.”

[adoringlana]

They think I don’t understand The freedom land of the seventies

[cooterdepablo]

For the last 6+ years, tumblr has been a piece of shit.

I've been continuously looking for someplace decent to edit code. I used custom pages on tumblr years ago, but now when I go to the customize page, the scrollbar is useless. (The description is hella years old; no reason to come up with something better if I can't use the site how I need.)

See that fancy piece of shit gray bar on the upper right side? It doesn't do a God damn thing. All I can edit is what's seen here. There's no way to scroll down to edit more colors or even view my custom pages, let alone edit them.

Now I am currently on an Android Samsung Tab E, and it's all I have access to. However, this began years ago, and recently I was told by someone else that they had this same problem on their PC... one reason they also no longer use the site.

It sucked enough that upon logging in for the second time in about a month, I was alerted that my custom theme that I'd had for 10+ years was removed for containing "suspicious code." Y'all seem to fucking think everything is suspicious now. 

If anyone can suggest a better (free) site that actually functions where I can edit and view code (not Neocities, it also doesn't work for different reasons), I'd love to hear your suggestions. If anyone knows a way to fix this long running issue I'd love to hear that too, but tumblr support was absolutely useless and after several emails explaining the simple issue to someone who apparently has a Jr. High school level of understanding, I was told to watch the tumblr Changes/updates blog for a fix.

I have a feeling that fix is not coming.

[comicsareforkids]

Fourth in a series I of comics about protesting safety tips I made with @this.is.ysabel . This one is about the dangers of police surveillance and how to avoid it if possible. Keep being safe when you go out. Don’t get snatched!

[cooterdepablo]

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