CornOwl

Hi folks! I'm Corn (she/her). I'm a broadcast graphic designer working in local news, plus I enjoy digital drawing and writing as hobbies. You can see some of my broadcast work on my website, corinneeburr.com. My avatar is from a picrew by Nalseto.

[moon-jellie]

Alarm cock is this anything

[sesamie-moving]

they call it a rooster i think

[enriquemzn262]

[transgenderer]

what the fuck

[argumate]

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

[theaudientvoid]

[argumate]

might just fuck around and find out

[andmaybegayer]

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

[the-writers-wrench]

IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This isn't exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:

The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain's Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.

He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.

(Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn't be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)

Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.

Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF's nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.

Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole "stealing a plane" thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It's Arthur.

[leseigneurdufeu]

"a catholic priest" i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You know what sure why not let's just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.

[chainsawsdreamer]

@seajr DUDE

[brucebocchi]

tumblr just gave everyone a cardboard tube and said go wild

[eeveestoneson]

So this is what would happen if I could click kudos more than once

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Get 'em

[losersimonriley]

Do you know how hard I’m resisting not pressing boop 1000 times every time I see it by a random username on my dash

[televisionenjoyer]

sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

[bloodybellycomb]

Cookie clicker ass website

[homophobinnit-deactivated202409]

I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[flowersonmymind1016]

[icedsilver]

[ilex-merciae]

[wukodork]

I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

[piedude]

“These men mean me no harm”

“So you feel safe now?”

“Oh, absolutely not”

[retrocausality]

*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION

[peniswizard69]

I hate to give it to staff but they did snap with the booping thing. This is the "enrichment in my enclosure" thing we keep talking about, I feel like a bear that recieved a block of ice with pumpkins in it

[galileosballs]

I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent

[maniculum]

It’s from the Old English word feng, which can mean “to take”, or also “to grasp, hold, or embrace”. So something that’s newfangled is something that was taken up recently.

The reason it’s using this pretty archaic root is that it’s an older word than a lot of people think. Here it is in the Canterbury Tales.

[maniculum]

Minutes after posting: "Why did I write archaic when I could have gone with old-fangled?"

[a-book-of-creatures]

Reblog to fangle this post

[roboco-san]

when u get anxiety medication for the first time

[valentinemichaelsmith]

Expositor.