the man with no plan

he/him | 2018 exodus survivor | furry on main | minnesotan | doesn't know how trigger warnings work, browse at your own risk |

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[swhftt]

SWHFTT 107: Do not go gentle

[fluoresensitives]

happy pride to Black lesbians and Black trans women!

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[nelc]

Only 12 days left.

[triflesandparsnips]

It’s Saturday, May 30, 3:18 PM EDT

The note count as of 3:12 PM EDT was 742.4K.

We’re almost 258,000 notes short of the Committment To The Bit Tumblr Curse goal, or what I am choosing to call:

The Bear Nessiecity

You know what to do.

[parkchanwoohoo]

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

[angelicguy]

dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here... its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called "Dillywigs"

british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*

[destinysquared]

Drawing I’ve made for RustyDraco1 of their turian from Mass Effect. Ty again!

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[cinnamonsly]

just been thinking about him lately. my robot husband forever and ever

[netscape]

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[angelicguy]

hideo kojima if he smoked weed. ahem

I smoked LEMON RUNTZ today. It is based on Las Vegas Lemon Kush and the classic RUNTZ. Is it a good strain? Yes, but it is surprisingly simple, I thought. As usual, the RUNTZ provided a solid mind and body high, the kind that makes you go "Woah, I'm very high!" but the LVLK kept me lucid, waiting for the next rush to come! While maintaining the strength, LEMON RUNTZ allows for all "ups" within your high, without "downs."

[inuyama0205]

🌊🌨️

[sunnyyfur]

fishing trip

[sunnyyfur]

continued

[coughdrop-candyfloss]

we really have given our cats the best porch they could ever want. three cat trees, a rotary fan to circulate the breeze through the cracked windows, plenty of spots to nap, a litter box in the corner, fresh drinking water, lots of plants where they can't bite them... I really am proud of my moms' interior decorating skills

[oekakilove]

13th

[androdrawco]

[sunnyyfur]

Misread "Part-Time Job" as "Paw-Time Job" and actually. I would prefer that one please