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Oregon / 22

[great-tweets]

[jay-sherman-deactivated20241101]

Me as a college professor

[powerfulwizard]

This is literally illegal, and there have been teachers fired over this

[mibbs-jk]

Congratulations tumblr

We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause

[showerthoughtspost]

It’s “tomorrow” only after you have slept, no matter how much past midnight it is.

[horrorgorewhore]

“You may be a delicate flower but, hey, so is Belladonna and it can still kill people.”

— My boss, in what is probably the most inspiring thing I’ve ever heard. (via heloisedevillefort)

[gaylorswift]

Wait.... you are gay? Why?

It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.

[scienceprofessorquotes]

“Brains are very squeezy. Have any of you touched a brain? Well, they’re very squeezy.”

— Dynamics Professor discussing material properties

[captin-owl]

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

[captin-owl]

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

[allbeesarelesbians]

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

[dictacontrion]

okay i realize it’s funny to imagine a bunch of lawyers scrambling for the monkey bars 

but

judges are more likely to grant parole after their lunch break 

doctors are more likely to prescribe unnecessary antibiotics at the end of the day

decision fatigue makes it harder for everyone to make good decisions about their work, health, and relationships 

having 45 minutes to an hour to just play around in the middle of the day would genuinely be better for everyone

[abutterfly-on-your-shoulder]

ENDGAME SPOILERS

In honor of Avengers Endgame, I took the liberty to make these terrible looking memes for the people who have returned from being dusted. Feel free to add more, if your heart desires.

[charlesoberonn]

The best part is that all of these memes will be 5 years old by then.

[angstalottle]

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

[thewriterofawesomeness]

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

[exodushero]

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

[pickle-inspector]

Look at the names of these stupid things, guys.

[cottagecryptiid]

tag yourself i’m green is not your enemy

[c-oncerning]

my tornado is resting

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

[sepulchritude]

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

SHE DOES NOW

[golgak-the-goblin-deactivated20]

A great treat for your Goblin

Rock candy is amazing. Looks like tastey rocks. Has a stick for to use tool things do. Has ball. Use as mini club for to hurts cause candy spiky. Colors. Cronch Cronch. Looks like rocks. Taste like sugar rocks.

[barksport]

op this post inspired me

his name is gobstopper

[lonesplashy]

I love

[yugirimistwalker]

wingull becomes exponentially better when you remove the wings

[grossgiirl-deactivated20170723]

no beak

[squiddy-fresh-deactivated202109]

meow

[iguanamouth]

we can rebuild them……

[bonersniper]

This is how digimon works

[literallyaflame]

i have rocks and crystals and i like them and i like to buy them and i’m always afraid ppl will be like “oh u must kno something about Witchcraft or Spirituality” but i don’t know dick about shit i just like shiney rocks, i’ve got a Crow Brain

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[lavenderek]

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

[pileofknives]

Didn’t that dragon catch fire?

[finaldisciple]

UPDATE!

[danisontnonfire]

You don’t get to see that at universal

[athetos]

My stepfather combined “that’s a tough nut to crack” and “that’s a hard pill to swallow” and ended up saying “that’s a tough nut to swallow” and I haven’t functioned properly since i heard him say it