Tumblr is My Guide to Understanding.

My name is Courtney and I'm 22 years old. I love art, reading, and binging Sherlock, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Dexter, and tons of other shows!

[everythingfox]

I wanna try this with Neo

[tredlocity]

Game show where you watch an apology video and try to be the first to guess what the person did.

[tredlocity]

Youtuber: I’d like to address the recent-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Solicited nudes from minors!

Youtuber: -incident that-

Contestant 2: *BUZZ* Said a slur during a stream!

Youtuber: -occured on my trip-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Went to a foreign country and disrespected a holy place!

Host: Correct! Bonus points for guessing before the first ad spot!

[thewriterkb]

The reverse progression of Modern Humans to simple life forms. 

[plasmalogical]

mutuals, lets do this

[brightereyes]

nobody else is gonna say it so fucking bimbofication i guess god

[unclefather]

Opening the internet app on my phone is literally like a mine field because.. Did I close the incognito tab that i was using to ask if worms had buttholes? Is someone going to ask me to google something and we are all going to be reminded of the time I didn’t understand timezones and googled if the sun just goes to sleep

[pottersource]

Who was Ron trying to curse, anyway? Malfoy. He called Hermione… Well, I don’t know exactly what it means.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) dir. Chris Columbus

[swarnpert]

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

[theearlofsandwich]

[lewd-plants]

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

[systlin]

O’sha. 

Obviously 

[lewd-plants]

THAT’S PERFECT

[systlin]

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

[fishmalazahn]

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

[systlin]

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

the only divinity where you don’t take your hat off in the temple – you put your hat ON.

[elodieunderglass]

Our Lady of Health and Safety,

Hazard flies from thee.

Inform us of our rights at work,

Lead us not into destruction,

but deliver us from error.

Maketh us to lie down among blueprints

And lead us to good designs.

You give us appropriate PPE,

We shall not want.

Holy Lady, of engineers,

Pray for us sinners,

Now and at the end of our contracts.

In the shadow of the valley of evil

You show the way with adequate backup lights,

You deliver us from trip hazards.

For thine are the Great Works,

the power and pylon,

Now and forever.

Close paren.

[animatedamerican]

A few bars, please, of the Hymn to Breaking Strain.

[elodieunderglass]

Hey heck that song is legit

[jazzybot4]

I really like this. An addition: Lady O’sha, she who watches over us. I beseech, keep our bodies whole and hale, with your vivid lines of warding and your glittering raiment’ orange. Keep our feet upon the road, with shield and cushion strong. Keep our hands upon the range, with glove and speed and keen hindsight. Keep our joints strong and our lungs breathing your hymns true.  Keep our service in your name, Lady of Caution, Lady of Awareness, Lady of the Workplace. Guard our service from the cheapskate overseer, the cruel customer. Keep our contracts fair and our wages secured. I plead Lady O’sha, keep our people from harm and workmans compensation. We the Retail, We the Construction, we the Restaurant and Bartender. We the Manufacturing, we the Layperson and the Engineer. We your servers and your disciples. Caution, wet floor.

[sosuperawesome]

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[witchesdonotburn]

THE CRAFT 1996 | dir. Andrew Fleming

[filthygrandpa]

The only way we can help

[discipleofkleio]

Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the book’s time period.

(not that it’s very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldn’t drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)

[windupoperator]

Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula

[whitepeopletwitter]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Leave me alone, Google, I wanna see arguments in SUPPORT of the Earth being flat!

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Guys read this it’s a riot:

https://wiki.tfes.org/Flat_Earth_-_Frequently_Asked_Questions

[edgar-allan-possum]

Oh my gosh

[museofmelody]

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

I  can’t believe you didn’t include the gif

[edgar-allan-possum]

This must be seen by everyone

[transmetropolitan]

This must not be seen by anyone

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Anyone else immediately notice the sun’s path of light is curved and how the moon SHOULDN’T be going the opposite direction of the sun because then you’d never be able to explain lunar cycles?

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

My favorite thing about flat earth theory is that they have an answer to everything that says the earth isn’t flat, but if you put more than three of those answers together, they cancel each other out

[melonmemes]

[ostdrossel]

Friendly baby Dove practising what the adults do.

[laellia]

Okay guys, this is serious. The Amazon, the largest rainforest in the world, the lung of the world, has been on fire for 3 weeks. And I've never heard about it until now.

(I know one of the post say 16 days, but it's an older tweet)

My friend and I only managed to find 1 article in the French news paper "Le Figaro", I don't know about others since Im French. It explained that the fire was caused by the little brunings of space to make cultures that seemed to have gone out of control. (Convenient, I know).

The president is doing nothing to stop the fire. Nothing, as in : no fund, not a word. The tribes and animals living there are just left to die.

Most media aren't telling us anything.

This not normal. This is not acceptable. Raise awarness. Let the world know what is happening.

[wizards]

molly: go to your room!

ron: that's not fair

molly: do as i say!

ron: you never tell percy to go to his room when he's in trouble

molly: percy never leaves his room. if he was in trouble, i'd make him sit in the living room or talk to other human beings

percy [from his room]: I CAN HEAR YOU