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unfortunately i do think i'm the funniest person alive

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#trying to figure out the funniest league member to make a communist #gut instinct says spinner but i could not tell you why #fic: recidivist #bnha #my hero academia #mha #mha fanfiction #vigilante deku #izuku midoriya #ao3 fanfic #ao3feed

he would love trans men because he can bang them and then say "it's not gay you're a woman"

#worst chaser alive #i'd let him hit (i heart red flags)#iasip #iasip mac #mac mcdonald #it's always sunny in philadelphia

what kind of demented motherfucker brings sashimi home from a restaurant and cooks it. can we change john constantine's alignment on the dc wiki from neutral to evil

#finally free from garth ennis hellblazer and this is what the next writer hits me with #hellblazer (1988) no. 86 #dc #vertigo #dc comics #hellblazer #john constantine #nelyo liveread

none of the batboys are "woman-coded" or undergo the "female experience" bc you motherfuckers actually talk about them instead of stripping their backstory for parts and slapping them onto your special guy so that the 839584th whump fic on his ao3 tag can have some extra kick

#if you're mad at this post then it's probably about you #hit dogs holler etc etc #you are not absolved from participating in misogyny just because it affects you #like sometimes i think y'all would rather die than talk about a character who is also a woman #mia dearden helena bertinelli stephanie brown cassandra cain etc etc ad nauseum #their interesting traits and lore have magically migrated to a man and then you'll call the man ''female-coded''#fucking maddening #fandom misogyny #crosspost from twt mind ur business #dc #dc comics #batfam #batboys #naming names:#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #i haven't seen anyone make an argument for damian yet #which like. if i Had to hazard a guess #it's probably bc the venn diagram of fans who think like this and fans who irrationally hate his guts is just a circle

kittykatninja321

I am not terribly familiar with the JLI characters but this fucking killed me

#THE BLOWJOB BROTHERS I'M FUCKING LOSING IT #boostle you will always be famous #dc #dc comics #jli

humble proposal for an alliance between the wasian jason & latino jason truthers: mexican catherine, filipino willis (sheila stays white), therefore wasian jason todd raised as pinoy-chicano

#bruce canonically considered lady shiva as a possibility for his mother #so at the Very least he's some sort of ambiguous #i choose to read it as wasian jason #but i also have a lot of latino oomfs who are very fond of latino jason #so in the spirit of cooperation: Both !#crosspost from twt mind ur business #dc #dc comics #batfam #jason todd #red hood #latino jason todd #wasian jason todd #mexican jason todd #filipino jason todd

the nature of life is that every so often you get jumpscared by president ronald reagan in your batman comic

#nobody ask me for a ronald reagan reading list. i'll kill myself #batman and the outsiders (1983) no. 14-15 #dc #dc comics #comics #batman

the one he didn't & the one years later he did

#thinking about this one again #does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes #Batman (1940) no. 424 #Task Force Z (2021) no. 3 #jason todd #robin #task force z #red hood #jason todd red hood #jason todd robin #Batman (1940)#Task Force Z (2021)#batfam #dc #dc comics #comics

adefunctblog

if there was a list of my top 10 favorite superhero costumes, Empress would be on it. i quite like secret’s too, they’re both so EPIC FANTASY QUEST! and the colors in it are so gorgeous and different to the bright primaries of normal costumes.

life is one giant cycle of drawing superheros > realize can’t draw moving people > angst > draw more superheroes

#ANITAAAAAA ANITA ANITA ANITA #WHRWKJRH #okay i'm normal now. cool art!#art #fanart #dc #anita fite #empress

bruce wayne's heart is a battlefield. yet another war he can never win, yet another war he fights anyway. even as he knows. the bodies will pile and pile and he'll never be able to love them any less

#thinking thoughts tonight :3 #remember that one time ses 1withthecrowbar on twitter said 'the problem with bruce is that he lives'#yeah. y #yeah #dc #dc comics #comics #batfam #batman #bruce wayne

it's a little bit sad how absent babs is from most batfam content considering she was literally one of two headliners on the original 1975 batfam run

#misogynyyyyy #editorial and authorial and fandom #if we're being hashtag real about it #much has changed since then but i think the ways in which they have changed are very telling #the batman family (1975)#batfam #barbara gordon #batgirl #barbara gordon batgirl #babsgirl #dick grayson #robin #dick grayson robin #dc #dc comics #comics

thoughts on batcat ship?

they both suck at talking about their feelings so you put them in the same room and it's like the combined emotional availability of a boiled egg. and then they kiss. iconic. endgame to Me

also these panels live rent-free in my mind 24/7, i regularly amuse myself by imagining this as battinson & zoe kravitz selina kyle

#i'm a brutalia girlie but they're more interesting in the past tense tbh #batcat is like #against all odds #despite eachother and themselves #they find something like solace in the other's arms and heart #a mystery and a miracle #bc they never would've even known it was there by themself #i haven't read Much of their stuff but those are the vibes. to me #dc #batfam #comics #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #selina kyle #catwoman #batcat

"jason never wore pants as robin" WRONG he actually has a really silly-looking bright yellow winter costume that he shows up in One time ever. which is even funnier

#okay don't quote me on “one time ever” i haven't read All of his appearances #i'm using context clues #it's actually growing on me a little i'm ngl #batman (1940) annual 13 #dc #dc comics #comics #batfam #jason todd #robin #jason todd robin #batman #bruce wayne

centrist state senator, former vine star turned public menace with prank channel, b-tier dating sim love interest NONE OF THESE ARE DICK GRAYSON

#middle one is pretending to be asleep for an instagram photoshoot #they're all too smooth. where is his body hair. give it back #i miss the nightwing (1996) art so bad like who is this fraud #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #dc #dc comics #comics

tim drake is the type of guy to go "i don't listen to pop music.... so mainstream......" and then you hand him the aux and he puts on green day. or weird al yankovic

#he gatekeeps weezer #steph encourages him (thinks it's really fucking funny) (she's right)#tim drake #batfam #dc #dc comics #comics #headcanon

damianbugs

it's kind of funny but mostly annoying when i'm like "yeah no i hate [comic writer] because they're a bad person and it shows in some of their stories" and there'll be one dickhead like "just because you don't like their stories doesn't mean they're a bad person" and the story in question is blatantly racist to brown specifically middle eastern characters and oh right HE HELPED PLAN THE 2003 INVASION OF IRAQ. TOM KING.

cowboymater

just as an addendum, it's not even like. peripheral involvement. in this interview from last year he said that he was on a night shift of THREE PEOPLE at the CIA, only TWO of which actually did any work. his words, verbatim, are "i was 22 at the time, in charge of the fuckin' iraq invasion" (timestamp 01:20:28), after which he Laughs.

so tom king was essentially 50% of the CIA's iraq invasion strategy night shift, and he's proud of it

when asked about the years he spent afterwards as a CIA field operative in places including (but not limited) to iraq, afghanistan, and pakistan, he said "it was the greatest honor of my life. i very much enjoyed the job"

i do not want to see a single person say anything remotely positive about that man or his comics. ever

#i hate that man so much it's literally unreal #there is blood on his hands #the clip where he laughs about planning the iraq invasion makes me nauseous to think about #dc #dc comics #tom king

steph to me btw

#should i do more of these. i feel divinely inspired #steph is so weirdgirl ferret enthusiast coded i'm not taking criticism #stephanie brown #spoiler #dc #dc comics #batfam #timsteph #tim drake #(mentioned)

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