[unclefather]

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[itskindofareallyniceday]

Booty shorts that say this

[bunjywunjy]

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

[gayagendaofficial]

[depsidase]

[blackberrrying-deactivated20210]

but maybe i shouldn't speak ill of the deactivated

[ruinedchildhood]

[paxamericana]

[princesscolumbia]

“…you come to MY HOUSE…?!?!?!?”

[rodrickheffeley]

robert pattinson cooking pasta on facetime for gq interview is a work of art

[grumblershole]

[boeing747]

what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

[antique-scarecrow]

annoyed i had to read this, but strangely intrigued…

[dingdongyouarewrong]

imagine being the woman at the end of 50 first dates and you wake up heavily pregnant with no memory of how you got there and all you have there is a dvd that tells you you’re married now and have been for the last five years. literally a horror movie premise

[dingdongyouarewrong]

oh and it’s to adam sandler. you find out via saw dvd that you’re having adam sandler’s baby

[valtsv]

Hannibal Montannibal

[valtsv]

the FBI struggles to catch the him because he wears a blonde wig when he goes hunting

[abnormalpsychology]

*normal him* “Hannibal???”

*blond wig on him* “Hannibal MONTANNIBAL???”

[catchymemes]

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

[uvindi]

sent you where

[bread-of-death]

To Walmart

[spoonwizardd]

Dont care didnt ask plus the sleeves of your wizard robe are embarrassingly short

[unclefather]

[jethroq]