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dont know if these are funny or not but at this point i spent to much time on them to not post

#working out my religious trauma through dan and phil #been doing that for over a decade tho so its fine #dan and phil #trying to contribute to this insane week but they exploded my brain

jeffgerstmann

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

marsixm

thanks!

wizardarchetypes

”we’ve been trying to reach you”

GET in line

wizardarchetypes

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

evvergreen

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

pronounyaoi

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

brockpkmn-deactivated20221115

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

ajthebumblebee

Some actual safety tips for teenagers:

1. Have proof they're a teenager first. More than just a picture, have a video call with them.

2. If you want to meet up with them, have your parents or a trusted adult come with you. Even if they are a proven teenager, its still good to have supervision in case any issues happen.

3. If you are talking to an adult, and they start being sexual in any way, you run the fuck away. It doesn't matter if they're 40 or 20. An adult inherently has a power dynamic that teenagers do not. And its up to the adult to act responsible about it. There's exceptions of course, if you're 16 and dating an 18 year old, that's not a problem, we're not talking about that.

4. Being in a server with adults or ran by adults is not inherently bad. Talking to adults is not inherently a problem, and will likely happen in any number of Discord servers. It is only an issue when they are acting sexual and show predatory behavior.

5. Look out for grooming behavior. It can be difficult, because at first it seems like innocuous behavior, like complimenting or giving gifts. Especially if you feel lonely and have low self esteem. And groomers actively target people like that.

If they start trying to isolate you, talk sexual with you, state they depend on you for emotional needs, blame you for their own actions, try to be secretive about the relationship- Then you need to talk to people you trust, block the perpetrator, and call the police on them.

6. If this does happen to you, remember this: It is not your fault. Even if you didn't listen to a single thing listed here, it is not your fault. It is the fault of the adults who knew better, and didn't care. It's not your fault.

tomboyjessie13

To my followers: if any of you guys are underaged, please be very VERY careful on here, and don’t fall for any of the tricks the groomer would use on you, just block them and report them.

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

didderd-reblogs

creamypancakebatter

Friend who's away on holiday is like a dead wife

yorgen-sh

the-great-kraken

newsreader just had to genuinely ask this man "why would an intergalactic warrior want to stand for election in clacton" unserious fucking country

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

froggribs

swagophile

hooking up with a girl and she describes you as a "strange and potentially dangerous entity" on her tumblr blog afterwards i think id jusy give up. talking about me like im from the backrooms. level 248: the touching room

aurpiment

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

writingraccoon

It annoys me SO bad when people barf up the same old stupid interpretations of old Disney princess movies and act like it's peak feminism or like they're clever. Very few of the princesses or princes have canonical ages. Belle didn't have Stockholm syndrome. Ariel was curious about the human world long before she met Eric. Istg at this point unless you're about to criticize Pocahontas i don't want to hear it