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I love when people are fat on purpose for pleasure it’s so cool

okay google show me horse air fryer. okay google show me horse sized air fryer. okag google show me convection oven for horse. okay google show me horse fryer. okay google show me air fryer horse sized.

homunculus-argument

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

headcanon-honeybee

Thank you homunculus! Quick question, why do you know that?

homunculus-argument

Instinctively, like how a pigeon understands how magnetic fields work the way they do.

ysolt

*crumbles up paper and throws it into the trash* man i dont know

strollgeant

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

candycoatedplastic

pride-knightess

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

pride-knightess

ON. ON a girl's dick.

I can't stress enough ON.

pride-knightess

No!!!!

pride-knightess

😭

iicaru2

my personal favorite contribution.

pride-knightess

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

pride-knightess

ON. ON a girl's dick.

I can't stress enough ON.

pride-knightess

No!!!!

pride-knightess

😭

iicaru2

my personal favorite contribution.

segamascott

#at least i think it does...

purple-1-0-1

still so weird i used to genuinely being hearing voices in my head and that was the only way id get out of bed. they would bother me until i became healthy. My brain tricked me into having a coping mechanism. it Forced the cope onto me. They Would bother me un til I Ate healthy and did things. ? Hello

yellbug

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

villains-are-my-heroes

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

general-sleepy

[Video Description: A clip from Twilight: New Moon. Bella looks tensely at Laurent. A ghostly apparition of Edward appears between them and grimly says to Bella, "Lie." She looks mildly startled, shuts her eyes, then looks mildly confused and says, "Yeah, absolutely. All the time." Immediately, Edward's ghost says emphatically, "Lie better." End Description]

pusong-mangga

@funnier-as-a-system

just-spacetrash

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

fvckw4d

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.