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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Fieri Frames
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Love Begins
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@crinklyeyedboys
astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.
swe v usa | 18.02.26
BROCK FABER beyond our ice s7e01
Hollanov gifs by @rozanovs
USA@DEN February 14, 2026
I am desperate to find the video from like 2010 or 11ish where Tyler Seguin is doing a house tour(?) in Boston with his new puppy Marshall (rip). I’ve googled so hard and I fear it has been wiped from the internet but surely someone has it downloaded and I desperately need it.
apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left
David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”
David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
Liam showing up to the F1 75 event like he’s about to steal his high school sweetheart from her evil corporate fiancé while she’s visiting her small hometown over Christmas
hes reheating woody harrelson's nachos
Everyone should be entitled to a free little treat once per day when they leave the house. A hot beverage, a cookie, whatever. You should have government issued daily tokens and you should be able to go into a shop or a cafe and pick what you like and take it to the counter and hand them your token and say "this is my free little daily treat" and then you don't have to pay for it. please vote for me as your local mp in the next general election.
I should clarify that there is a max cost of £5 for your free daily little treat. Don't be tryna buy an air fryer with that shit. I'm watching you.
some people have no sense of whimsy. no sense of fun. no sense of “yes, and”
if you can’t spin gay narratives out of nothing on the gay narrative website, what do you really have left
from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist
you DON’T need to know where your favorite celebrity/artist/athlete lives, who they’re dating, where they go grocery shopping, what they are doing at any given moment when they are off camera actually. just an fyi
I miss when the general public opinion was that the paparazzi are parasites that should be restricted. Like, it didn’t stop anyone from consuming celebrity gossip, but the majority consensus was that it was bad and a sign of how intrusive society has become.
Now everyone is taking pictures of people they don’t fucking know and getting pissed when celebrities do things to avoid it.
At least in the 90s all of that gossip was mostly restricted to print media so you only got it once a month when new issues of magazines were printed. Now something that happened a week ago is old news and the demands on celebrities are even more constant.
i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
