Adventures of a Night Troll

lauren • she/her *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ president of the ewan mcgregor fan club

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[manichewitz]

connor storrie doesn’t need to say that he’s gay because saying you live in west hollywood and do alternative clown shows is enough. hudson williams doesn’t need to say that he’s bi bc he’s already made a dozen short films with premises so bizarre that they could only come from the mind of a bisexual pervert

[peppermintlarry]

[beelesbians]

I would like to relax with you. For once

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[bisexualrozanov]

"Stop fucking avoiding me."

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally wrote "maid of horror" and I think I'm on to something actually. new wedding role responsible for releasing a chainsaw clown into the chapel if things get boring

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[crisspine]

friday night beef-posting

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[honeyybrii]

i don't know what's better, 18 year old ilya shamelessly flirting and calling his crush 'pretty' or 18 year old shane, who always hated being called pretty, pissed off that he likes how the word sounds from his rivals mouth

[glavilio]

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement