Adventures of a Night Troll

lauren • she/her *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ president of the ewan mcgregor fan club

[gaygoatshane]

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[spitelesss]

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

[soleiltido]

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

[soleiltido]

I need to hunt him for sport

[deanspunchingbag]

sorry i cant stop thinking about it

shane: hey :) play better next time best buddy :)

scott: take ilyas dick out of your mouth before you talk to me

[galecstatic]

i can't stop thinking about shane's face introducing himself to ilya for the first time and his face looking at ilya's phone number on his phone like oh my god he had the biggest and fattest crush on the russian man but he didn't even know it oh. my. god.

[witsserviceablesubstitute]

Making Scott Hunter and Shane Hollander fight was a hysterical choice. Amazing. No notes. The two goodest boys of hockey. I'm sure Ilya had this dream once.

[actuallysara]

can't believe we almost lost this generational face card to the old spaghetti factory

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[lucylehane]

"The sex tells the story, so it never felt gratuitous to me. The sex is character development. The sex is what is moving this relationship forward, and watching it change over time."

Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[sunnypeachyy]

- It’s everything you dreamed of?

- Almost.

- Sorry 😈

[handsywoman]

pretty men things

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[hollanderhugs]

i still cant get over carter vaughn sitting next to closetron 3000 and 3001 and saying "yeah its rough for the gays here. i'm an ally though". hands down one of the funniest moments in the entire show

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.