Omg No

I'm Chris and I love Tumblr nonsense. I really love photography. I enjoy... just all of the TV shows.

[memewhore]

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme for D

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[paper-mario-wiki]

[zombiebrainsoup]

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme absolute unit 😂

[electrictype]

some of you have never spent 100 years frozen in an iceberg while the world you were responsible for protecting fell to war and it shows

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

some of you have never been painfully disfigured by your own father at the tender age of 14 in response to an simple misstep and it shows

[electrictype]

some of you were never forced to invent metalbending as your only escape from a hostage situation and it shows 

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

some of you have never lost your first love when she gave up her physical form to become the spirit of the moon and it shows

[electrictype]

some of you have never confronted the man that murdered your mother by turning the rain above him into ice daggers only to give up your pursuit for vengeance out of pity and self-love and it shows

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

some of you have never been raised to believe that you are an unloveable monster and that your enemy is your own brother rather your evil father who carefully groomed you to be his greatest weapon and it shows

[electrictype]

some of you have never lost your entire livelihood due to a group of rowdy teenagers’ recklessness and complete disregard for the value of cabbages and it shows

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme oof

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

think it’s about time we stop making jokes about the amount of famous white boys named Chris, and about time we started focusing on Tom. Am I talking about Cruise? Hiddleston? Hardy? Holland? Hanks? Felton? Fletcher? Selleck? Welling? Ford? Hooper? Brady? It’s impossible to tell because apparently half the male population are called Tom.

[soil-boy]

*Approaches a gay couple* So which one of you is Chris and which one of you is Tom.

[and-when-your-stitch-comes-loose]

@cristifa

[cristifa]

Yeah yeah @imirish-therefore-kissme find me a nice Tom to marry, I guess.

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[fake-bnha]

wow i love cards against humanity

[mudpuddling-moved]

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme 😂

[iraffiruse]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

[tyleroakley]

NOPE

[laindroid-blog]

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor. Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

[vibrantlyburntbanana-deactivate]

Wait.

[and-when-your-stitch-comes-loose]

@cristifa I’m not even going to fact check

[cristifa]

@anadventureinwriting the escalation!

[witche-nerd]

all the dragon age companions and protags as john mulaney quotes

Warden:

Alistair:

Morrigan:

Zevran:

Leliana:

Wynne:

Sten:

Oghren:

Shale:

Hawke:

Aveline:

Bethany:

Carver:

Varric:

Merrill:

Anders:

Fenris:

Isabela:

Sebastian:

Inquisitor:

Cassandra:

Iron Bull: 

Vivienne: 

Dorian:

Sera:

Blackwall:

Cullen:

Josephine:

Solas:

Cole:

+bonus Solas to Cole post breakup

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme Dragon Age Companions as John Mulaney quotes...

[silkirose]

:/

[silkirose]

:0

[silkirose]

:)

[silkirose]

A little update <3

I still read all of your lovely replies! I have not given up on art my friends! I have even started my own webcomic on webtoon! It’s called Seth In Space and it would mean a lot to me if you would support me there! Love you all and happy halloween!!

[staff]

🖤🧡

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme this made me tear up

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Aussie fairy tale

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme I’m cry

[taidal]

[colombianomarica]

Turning m*lk into shampagne, skinny legends only!

[saiasus]

Modern day Jesus Christ

[istilldontknowher]

messiah carey

[elijahwood]

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.

[raphanus-deactivated20140818]

[sephir-amy]

I need this on a blog, at long last, to look at whenever I want.

[tomfooleryholland-deactivated20]

Frodo: I’m so overjoyed to see you all safe. Gimli, Aragorn, and- *discreetly looks at writing on palms*…L'orealas.

[cristifa]

@nubby-nipple oh.

[eleanorcaldit]

♪ 33 year old lady ♪

[cristifa]

She’s a goofball and I love her

[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

[lesbianshepard]

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

[lesbianshepard]

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme for giggles

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme it’s thicy

[angelsguideher]

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

I literally think about this post every day

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme ha

[bramblepatch]

Twilight AU where Bella is rightly Creeped the Fuck Out by Edward rather than intrigued by him and, hoping to defuse the situation before it becomes a Thing, decides to talk to his “sister” about his behavior

What Bella knows about the fallout: Rosalie is out of school for a couple of days, and upon returning gives Bella a thumbs up from across the lunch room but offers no further explanation. Edward is absent from school for a couple of weeks, even when the rest of the Cullens are all there, and then carefully gives her space from then on out.

What Bella does not know about the fallout: Rosalie “Rapist Eater” Hale tore her surrogate brother’s arm off at the shoulder and beat him around the head with it while yelling “Don’t Stalk Girls” until Emmet and Jasper pulled her off of him and made her give the arm back.

[bonniebird]

I like this version better.

[cristifa]

@imirish-therefore-kissme They fixed it ♥️