Crlexi

Art, Fandom, Anime, and Video Games. A place for me to be me! A Crazy Teacher with a love of Madness. Streams at twitch.tv/crlexi

[scrupulosity-comics]

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

[scrupulosity-comics]

[recoiled4]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[daggersandarrows]

"want me to call it?" but go "heeeeeere phone! c'mere phone!!" if the lost object is in fact a phone

[sonic-pja]

Thank you, Sonic The Hedgehog 🥹🫶💙

[passionpeachy]

The way adult fandom people hold indie online creators and cartoons to a much higher standard than their actual local politicians. You could be putting that energy into terrorizing and protesting conservatives at your town hall and actually make a good material impact on the world but instead you're background checking everything the trans woman who made the amazing digital circus has ever said

[passionpeachy]

The point isn't "stop criticizing indie artists" or "defend your favorite show under this post". I don't even watch Digital Circus and no one is above criticism. Literally every indie show is getting torn to shreds on twitter right now and I'm not saying this to defend anyone I don't know. The point is "someone who actually has the power to kill us all and get away with it deserves way more ire and accountability than a cartoonist and I expect grown adults to understand this"

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[64mpg]

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[bununiii]

happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

[elly-mental]

I'm a little late to the party, but adding: happy belated autism awareness month to all the girls who told themselves for years that they didn't deserve to "complain" because they were "never bullied," but who spent their school years feeling different, othered, and invisible. To all the girls who told themselves that they should be grateful they weren't getting physically shoved into lockers or having actual insults yelled at them because that was their only understanding of "bullying."

It didn't have to be physical and visible to affect you. Being treated as "atypical" hurts. Being excluded, even if it's not explicit, hurts. And you're allowed to feel that. You're allowed to need time to heal, even if others don't recognize the wound.

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #14,103:

Being a history nerd on the internet low key sucks. Even if you acknowledge the problems a time period had, you're not allowed to say anything positive about the past because too many people see the world as only good guys vs bad guys, and assume anything the government did was accepted amongst the common people.

"Oooh, the early colonial times saw some interesting things happen..."

"YEAH, BUT THEY WERE ALL RACIST SLAVE OWNERS!"

"Obviously the Crusades had some awful crimes against humanity, but there was also interesting stuff like..."

"OMG I BET UR ISLAMOPHOBIC AND ANTISEMITIC!"

"The Romans obviously did a lot wrong and we know better, now, but also had some interesting cultural..."

"OMG ARE U DEFENDING SLAVERY?! I BET YOU'RE A FACIST! FACISTS LOVE ROME!"

"Look at this centuries old German folk song..."

"NAZI!"

"But it's not even from WW2!?"

"SO!?"

"So the 1950s..."

"RACIST AND SEXIST!"

"But you're literally obsessed with the Victorian Era, which was even more so?!"

Like holy shit. News flash: Every single time period is problematic, including our own, and most people who are into past civilizations acknowledge that those civilizations did terrible things alongside the cool stuff.

The majority of history nerds are not racists idolizing the past.

[annabelle--cane]

they need to invent clubbing for boring sober people who don't like loud music or crowded group dancing. what's the "she should be at the club" for this hypothetical not-me demographic.

[annabelle--cane]

roundup of various common suggestions in the notes:

"the library": a nice space to hang, granted, but not really the same fun social vibes.

"the night-library that serves pink drinks and tea": okay okay, now we're cooking.

"coffee shop": a bit more social and rambunctious than the average library, but still too plain imo.

"the museum": still a tad too formal I feel like but definitely not opposed.

"the book club": again, not opposed, but book clubs do have the catch of requiring you to plan ahead and do some homework to really enjoy it, not a very "I'm bored on a friday and want to go do something fun" activity.

"wine tasting":

"dnd/ttrpg nights": unfortunately I'm stupid and am bad at these games. I mean unfortunately these hypothetical people are stupid and bad at these games.

"arcades with cover fees at the door and then free games": won't even lie this sounds killer, gonna see if they have any of those in my area.

"babe the club is wherever you feel confident in yourself, life is a club and I’m just chilling at a bus stop": beautiful. poetic. heart warming. she should be at the bus stop.

[annabelle--cane]

first good suggestion on this post in years, FINALLY true equality

[letmebegaytodd]

Every time i start a new vido game:

OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES

[birdycrow]

[cricketcat9]

People who can’t understand the fuck of Southern accent, despite speaking English for 30 years 😭

[ohxxlapetitemort]

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[crlexi]

Item: A Soft Pillow Rarity: ⏶ Common

What's your comfort game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Cult of the Lamb

[the-punforgiven]

I do love the thought of body swap stories that highlight when characters have like, chronic pain or other bodily issues

Like two characters swap bodies and one immediately turns to the other and is just like "You really need glasses, man", and the other one's just like "Holy shit I can see"

[roguemortal]

The villain is always going on about how "Life is pain" and everyone assumes its because he's evil and trying to kill everything... until someone gets bodyswapped with him and they just go down screaming from the chronic pain he lives with, while the villain in a new body is confused "You guys DON'T hurt all the time?!"