What's up Hookers

After knitting for about a year I finally learned how to crochet in 2019 and like anything I do, I became obsessed so here I am making a Tumblr all about it. please enjoy my madness, I know I will 😁

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[plantnerderyallday]

Annual deer post:

If you see a fawn laying down on the ground all alone, leave it alone. It is not lost, it does not need your help, do not pick it up, do not move it.

This behavior evolved to keep deer young safe. The baby is very small, very quiet, and hard for most predators to see. A young fawn cannot keep up with a fleeing mother deer, which is their primary problem-solving strategy. So while the mother goes elsewhere to graze, the fawn stays safe and hidden. The mom will be back.

Leave the fawn alone.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

This is always good to pass around this time of year, but I would like to add something for the few of us who might be encountering the moose kind of deer.

Moose are deer, but moose have the opposite strategy. They stay close to their babies, and their primary response for anything getting close to their babies is immediate violent murder. If you do see a baby moose by itself, leave. Leave the baby alone and leave the area, preferably quickly. Momma is at most 30 yards away and has already kicked on the kill bill sirens.

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[the-haiku-bot]

How do I explain

Plato’s allegory of

the cave to my cat?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[headspace-hotel]

This is horrible I can't see the number of notes on my posts at all without adding up everything in the chain

Cursed cursed cursed evil evil evil

[jv]

This is a terrible idea. Horrible.

EXTREMELY BAD HOLY FUCK.

This would kill the entire point of the reblog chain. Staff, please, don't do this. It will transform the reblog chain in just plain twitter quotes.

[jv]

Seriously, this is a tumblr-killer feature. This breaks the most fundamental way tumblr is different from any other social network. This makes tumblr just another blueskytwitterthreads. Or worse: An unfederated mastodon clone.

Please, stop this. Please, don't roll this out.

[jv]

Please, mutuals, post about this, comment and reblog the original post (while you still can without making it your own quote-post). I don't know if staff is looking or if the feedback would matter, but seriously, this is a terrible change that would kill tumblr as we know it. Please, don't roll it out.

[simplepotatofarmer]

reblog this and also send feedback via support: https://www.tumblr.com/support

[genderoutlaws]

alright great the next thing seems to be fearmongering about trans people "no longer having SSNs". if you see some post saying you should enter your social security number into a random ass website to "check if its still there" for the love of Gd do not do that, its a scam / way to steal your identity. check your ssa.gov account or create one if you want to check in on like your benefits or anything, go to associated gov websites, but this seems to be another attempt to stoke hysteria among scared trans people with no evidence so far, as far as i've seen,,

[labelleizzy]

Never act in a panic from something you read on the Internet

Take five minutes to calm down and pester a friend about it, have them look the thing up for you if you're freaking out/panicking

[the-haiku-bot]

Never act in a

panic from something you read

on the Internet

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hollanov-cocktail]

I wanna try to start making my own gifs, and it's a lot harder than it seems.. anyone able to offer any tips/trick and do you have any website or app recommendations?

[hudconcore]

Happy Ramadan, and free Palestine.

✨🙌🙌🙌 🍉🍉

[retquits]

so don't get too comfortable.

high resolution free to download [ here ]

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[foxofninetales]

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Very important kitty noises

[teaboot]

I think your cat is probably a dove

[dehydratedbunny]

i think that creachure is a birbs

[rockergiirl]

uhm actually it's clearly big bugs

[dehydratedbunny]

have you heard it???? it might look like boog but I think it is a clever disguise its actually birb

[rockergiirl]

hmm I'm not convinced, I think we'll need a science to help determine this

[the-haiku-bot]

hmm I’m not convinced, I

think we’ll need a science to

help determine this

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[beebaguette]

look upon my cat and adore her

[bebs-art-gallery]

Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

[bread-making-vikings]

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

[spacedouterri]

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

[open-sketchbook]

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[hollanov-cocktail]

Can anyone help me? I cannot use the comment feature for some reason, I can see them and like them but I cant actually post a comment on any post at all, not on the app or computer. I am also unable to access my inbox, it says I have 15 messages but when I click on it there's nothing there, I tried emailing Tumblr support but I haven't gotten a single reply!

[my-dailydreams]

[hollanov-cocktail]

@staff @support

Hello!! Ive tried emailing and have gotten no response.. I cannot reply to comments or even use my inbox!! Please help!

Anyone else have this problem??

[baddywronglegs]

Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?

[ladytemeraire]

The Yarn Harlot, in one of her older blog posts musing on negative space in art in general, described knitting lace as "putting yarn around important and select parts of air".

I think about that every time I work on a lace project.

[ceevee5]

Our holes are already there. (nods wisely)

[hollanov-cocktail]

Im starting a

✨️Rumor ✨️

HudKon snaketat polycule soulmate-ism

Who's with me??