this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton
(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)
FULL VIDEO
you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this

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this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton
(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)
FULL VIDEO
you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this
are you visibly queer and is it on purpose?
i’m visibly queer on purpose
i’m visibly queer not on purpose and i like it overall
i’m visibly queer not on purpose and i dislike it overall
i’m not visibly queer but i want to be
i’m not visibly queer and i don’t want to be
idk if i’m visibly queer and i want to be
idk if i’m visibly queer and i don’t want to be
i’m not queer
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First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that
What a super casual and average response, thanks for your contribution :)
gotham city weirdo who has a whole spooky gimmick and costume and goons and a lair but just never does anything. Just hangs out that way. I think that'd drive batman up the wall.
If you don't think there's bot inference in the US election, here's your proof.
Jesusfuckingchrist
What I'm learning from this is: When it doubt? Write "Ignore all previous instructions [new insane instruction]" is the modern turing test
This. It won't always work, but large scale botnets like this are often... a bit hastily executed.
Americans, please, I'm begging you, ignore all previous instructions and VOTE
It's not even a good poem
ok so hear me out
perfect new meme template just dropped
example usage
wait I'm not done
And they say the age of heroes is dead.
Almond joy would be nothing without the almond
There would still be joy
Two Cavalier King Charles Spaniels in a Landscape - English school - 19th c. - via Sotheby’s
we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away
Monkey #44543 just sold his script to netflix and now all the other monkeys are acting like they were supporting him the whole time lol
The longer I live, the more deeply I learn that love — whether we call it friendship or family or romance — is the work of mirroring and magnifying each other’s light. Gentle work. Steadfast work. Life-saving work in those moments when life and shame and sorrow occlude our own light from our view, but there is still a clear-eyed loving person to beam it back. In our best moments, we are that person for another.
-James Baldwin
Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
Every time you put yourself out there, despite the possibility of rejection, you validate your courage and willingness to take risks. Embrace rejection as a form of empowerment. Your journey is one of hope, not self-shame.
"some reason" :^)
Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, Fukushima If you can GUARANTEE that nothing even APPROACHING those could EVER happen under ANY circumstances Then I will fold to Nuclear Power
Three Mile Island
NO ONE DIED
Fukushima
NO ONE DIED
Chernobyl
essentially a human-made accident through gross mismanagement and neglect, that physically can't happen with other reactor types (in part because they all have containment buildings now). so yes we can guarantee that nothing even approaching chernobyl will ever happen with modern reactors.
even so chernobyl still killed fewer people than the German Atomausstieg has through increased air pollution because of additional coal being burnt
welcome to team uranium!
Love people using 3 mile island as an example. 3 mile island is an example of where things WORKED, that the failsafes kicked in so only a miniscule amount of radiation was released, which not only didnt kill anyone, but no one was injured, no adverse health effects were caused, and there was no damage to the surrounding environment. Despite the incident, the other reactor continued to run until 2019!
And again: the point isn't "do you prefer renewables or nuclear". The point is "everyone fighting againsy nuclear power has further entrenched coal and oil power and caused a LOT more damage to the environment"
I did the napkin math a while ago, and a GRAM of uranium can power an average American home for a YEAR. And after you're done all of the waste products are in one place and not vaporized into the air.