life is too short and love is too long

Maddi | 24 | 5w4 | she/they I mostly post about The Raven Cycle, The Locked Tomb, and All for the Game Follows from: @deerposes

[memories-of-ancients]

Anthropeum

A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artif

An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.

Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.

Anthropeum.com · Jun 8 2026 🟩🟦🟦🟩🟩🟩🟥🟦🟦🟩 79,001 · top 3% of players today!

[juicegremlin]

andrew minyard never skips therapy. his best friend is a born-again knife-wielding christian ex-gangster. his other best friend is a 6'2" lacrossehockey prodigy/recovering alcoholic with a face tattoo. he doesn't smile. his situationship got him to stop doing drugs by buying him a maserati. he didn't meet his own twin brother until they were fifteen years old. he's been to jail. he is five feet even. he's the best goalie in the league and he couldn't care less. he gets in the shower fully clothed to give neil josten a blowjob. he's a chainsmoking pro athlete. he killed his own mother. he's getting a criminal justice degree as a joke. he picked the guy with a dozen fake names and a mafioso daddy to be with forever. he's a scorpio. the closest thing he's ever had to a father is his college exy coach. he loves hot chocolate and ice cream and clubbing with his cousin.

andrew minyard character of all time.

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[strangestcase]

Good news! This story exists, it’s called The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[lezarus]

one of the worst parts of entering an established fandom is reading through the tags and realising with a dawning horror that fans have collectively decided to give one of the characters a horrible, non-canonical, cutesy nickname

[longseasons]

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

[starsworth]

jeremy: he was sixteen.

kevin: it's the age of consent in west virginia. without a complaint, there was no crime, and there will never be a complaint.

neil, who got the complaint:

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[cheeeryos]

just spent way too long looking for this screenshot because I was worried I had hallucinated it

[theoptia]

Ramón López Velarde, from Song of the Heart: Selected Poems; “May It Be for the Best”

Text ID: The last day of March: emotion, birds, sun...

[gravitybrawls]

Who would win a fist fight?

Robbie

Wendy

Voting ended onApr 4

Submitted by @left-lateral-incisor's younger sibling

[morningsaidthemoon]

Griddlehark, as lovey-dovey as they ever are <3

[scolop98]

the most disappointing thing about Nona the Ninth is that the guest list promises five dogs and we never meet the other four

[edalynn-ink]

Harrow is an unreliable narrator because she just gave herself a lobotomy, Nona is an unreliable narrator because she was quite literally born yesterday, but Gideon is an unreliable narrator because she is consistently not telling us important details about how she feels about people. She tells us that she hates harrow and wants her to die, but then when harrow is actually in danger she's searching the whole house to help her. She's talking about how she "wants to beat harrow up" but then side comments on she won't because harrow's "eyelashes are trembling with rage"! Don't even get me started on the "evil, loathsome, bad teens" who she tells us she has hostility with, but they seem to trust her more than anyone else in Canaan House...

[ace-a-sketch]

They match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

[ace-a-sketch]

I had to draw Gideon too, they come as a set

[clairenovvak]

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day