Actual Fae Entity

Strangers mass tagging me is an automatic block. No, no. You don't want this blog. You want @dragonagethistle Nothing much to see here. Move along. (they/them)

[crownofthistles]

If I wasn't trying to save money I would absolutely blaze these pictures of my cat to make more people see her. Look at her. Look at her demonic little face. She's perfect. 💖

[pangur-and-grim]

I cherish the creature

[littlebeastblog]

I have drawn your beast

[foxes-in-love]

[caintooth]

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

[json-derulo]

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

[json-derulo]

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

[json-derulo]

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[crownofthistles]

The tl;dr here is that American dental insurance and fees are fucking stupid and I had to pay nearly $12,000 in dental bills in two months. ($973 of that was Dorian needing X-rays and a tooth extraction during her routine cleaning.) Figured I would share this link here for more reach too.

Donate to Help for Fi and Dorian's dental bills, organized by Fi Martin

Hi there! I’m Fi (sounds like “fee”) and this is my void-cat Dorian, who is a small pa… Fi Martin needs your support for Help for Fi and Dor

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[adhd-vibes]

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[pangur-and-grim]

she's such an elegant old lady

[distortionincarnate]

Opposite of my 23 year old

[pangur-and-grim]

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

[pangur-and-grim]

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard