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(Talking to a stereotypical elderly woman in the 1980s) Of course you have blue hair and prunes

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The Ever Given has been stuck for five years!

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[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[fallout-lou-begas]

what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

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Average person writes Here Comes the Sun 0 times. Beatles Georg, who played in a band and wrote Here Comes the Sun, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Types of Scrabble Players

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Tumblr what the hell are you talking about

[fintan-pyren]

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Would you read a book with this title?

Absolutely!

Sure, why not?

Probably not

You could not force me at gunpoint to read something with this title

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

Share what you got!

[fintan-pyren]

#HOW THE FUCK DID I GET 'LEAGUE OF LEGENDS'

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'Princess of Everlasting Thieves and Forbidden Shadows' sounds like a banger, to be honest

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Internet Roadtrip Collaborative Art

I thought these deserved to be on Tumblr - collaborative artwork commemorating the journey to Canada, made by the Internet Roadtrip Discord.

(These aren't all the most up to date versions, but I think they're the least-vandalized versions available)

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Tragic convergence on my dashboard 😔

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Somehow this feels like the ‘60s horror comic equivalent of one of those terrible reddit two-sentence horror stories

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It’s always a good sign when current events feel like something you might read as background flavor in a dystopian video game from the ‘90s

[unicarcass-archive]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

[jaydove-writes]

That's nyctophilia. Necrophilia is an obsession with the number 9.

[lavender-lentils]

No, you’re thinking of nonaphilia. Necrophilia is the concept of putting friends and family in favourable positions, not because theyre the best at those positions, but because you know them.

[jaydove-writes]

You're thinking of nepotism, necrophilia is the name of the main villain of the DS classic, Kirby Mass Attack.

[kcbutontblr]

no actually, i think you're thinking of necrodeus! necrophilia is a fictional grimoire appearing in stories by the horror writer hp lovecraft and his followers.

[jaydove-writes]

That's the necronomicon. Necrophilia is the belief that nothing matters, used in both positive and negative connotations.

[jantesika]

I believe that's Nihilism. necrophilia is summoning and speaking to the dead!

[jaydove-writes]

That's necromancy, necrophilia is the country Dutch people come from.

[ingridverse]

That's the Netherlands. Necrophilia is an old-fashioned thin disk shaped candy that comes in rolls

[theeclectickoalastudent]

Those're Necco Wafers. Necrophilia is the illness where you fall asleep under stress.

[bluejay-07]

I believe you’re thinking of narcolepsy. Necrophilia is the fictional magical ability to raise the dead, with varying degrees of sentience. It features heavily in The Locked Tomb series.

[renee-niles]

No, dude, that's necromancy again. Necrophilia is a large cemetary with elaborate tombs built to house remains, like a city of the dead.

[starburstdragon]

Im pretty sure that’s a necropolis. Necrophilia is a post-mortem examination on an animal species.

[mister-e-muss]

Nah, you’re thinking of a necropsy. Necrophilia is a type of angel that’s said to be part human. Shadowhunters books use it as a concept I think.

[phrenic-a]

Nope you’re thinking of Nephilim. Necrophilia is a free virtual pet website popular in the early 2010s

[saintofdoubt]

No, you're thinking of Neopets. Necrophilia is a newly formed word.

[veradragonjedi]

Nah, you're thinking of neologism! Pretty sure necrophilia is an American operating company that is best known for stock car racing, considered to be one of the top ranked motorsports organizations in America.

[beansfrombeans]

pretty sure that's NASCAR, necrophilia is actually the term for someone who doesn't feel like they fully fit the label "man" or "woman"

[darkaviarymc]

No, you're thinking of nonbinary. Necrophilia is a type of infection where the cells spreading out from a central point, for example: a spider bite, start to die.

[cetos-tide]

No, you’re thinking of necrosis. Necrophilia is nonmetal element on the periodic table that makes up most of Earth’s atmosphere.

[mikkeneko]

Pretty sure that's nitrogen. Necrophilia is a type of hand weapon that reinforces the fingers for a punch

[fluffmugger]

nah that's a knuckle duster. Necrophilia is the death of cells through injury or disease

[dalniente]

That's necrosis again, pretty sure. Necrophilia is a drug that affects mood or behavior, or relieves pain but induces drowsiness.

[elfwreck]

No, that's a narcotic. Necrophilia is the abnormal fear of anything new.

[swiggity-swag-the-hannibal-stag]

no no, thats neophobia. Necrophilia is a kind of smooth peach with no fuzz.

[halffizzbin]

Nah, you’re thinking of “nectarine.” I’m pretty sure “Necrophilia” is that wise old rat from The Secret of NIMH that they named after that one Pharisee dude in the New Testament.

[injuries-in-dust]

I believe that's Nicodemus.

Necrophilia is that material the Necrons of Warhammer 40k are made from. Also called "living metal."

[eriyu]

no no no that's Necrodermis. Necrophilia is a genus of flowers more commonly known as "baby blue eyes."

[niolachein]

sorry, that’s Nemophila! necrophilia is the legendary pokemon signature to Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, a psychic type with different forms depending on which game you get.

[ninjamelissajulien]

I believe you’re talking about Necrozma. Necrophilia is I think Tanjiro’s sister in demon slayer

[an-anxious-chocoholic]

well, actually, I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of Nezuko. Necrophilia is a piece of jewelry worn around your neck

[spyderqueen]

No, you're thinking of a necklace. Necrophilia is a large cemetery with fancy monuments or structures for the dead, like at Giza or Thebes

[frozencapybara]

No, that’s a necropolis. Necrophilia is the translucent third eyelid cats, reptiles, and birds use to keep their eyes moist while maintaining vision.

[fraterrisus]

You're thinking of a nictitating membrane. A necrophilia is a kind of slow pitch in baseball that weaves all over the place and is hard to hit (and to catch).

[wintersoldierfell]

No, I think that's a knuckleball. Necrophilia is when you get sad because you miss someone or something from the past

[ariaste]

No, that's definitely nostalgia. Necrophilia is the name of the mentor of one of the protagonists from the Nightrunner Series by Lynn Flewelling

[sick-beats-and-apple-juice]

No no that’s Nysander. Necrophilia is the character from the iconic Webcomic Homestuck that is an Olive blood troll and is known to have cat-like qualities.

[n4tural1]

No no no! That's Nepeta! Necrophilia is a Canadian rock band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta, that stars in the hit meme: "Look at this graph".

[alicehealer]

Hmm, pretty sure thats nickleback. Necrophilia is a seven-a-side game in which goals are scored by throwing a ball so that it falls through a netted hoop. Not to be confused with basketball.

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Pretty sure that's netball. Necrophilia is the goddess of memory and mother of the muses in Greek mythology.

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[visiting-naturalist]

An Ancient Map

On my travels today, I came across this parchment scrap of what seems to be an ancient map or chart. After examination, I've determined it dates back nearly a full eon of Tumblr age, which is to say, a decade.

It brings up a great deal of questions, all which I am eager to find the answers to. How big was the full map? What lands did it span, and what habitats now occupy those lands, if any? Or have they been subsumed beneath the wine-dark dashboard, to never rise again?

What lay on the other side of the Avengers' rainbow bridge? And why was an entire habitat devoted to Nutella?

If other remnants of this map exist, I would be greatly fascinated to begin to piece it all together, in search of long-lost truths about the earliest days of Tumblr.

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I believe I may have uncovered another remnant of this ancient document - although, judging by the yellowed state of it, it is likely a fragment of a different copy entirely. Still, it may shed some light on the queries that you've posed.