May The Ramen Be With You

I like that face thing you got going on. Conforming to nonconformity. I promise nothing. Yes I did color match my blog to my dog.

[sailormoonsub]

This is one of those quotes that’s like “oh who said that? Thomas Hobbes? Shakespeare?” and no it’s Evil 90s Will Riker from Gargoyles

[aspergersissues]

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[profeminist]

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[anarqueer]

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

[fromstarstuff]

Oh my god

[weavemama]

SHE IS A TRUE HERO 

[fluffy-luffy]

No, she’s a bitch is what she is

[weavemama]

what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”

[blackmodel]

LMFAOOOO

[reducedrose]

Look, rather than being petty and destroying it, why not talk to the girl. Really ask them why they are using the confederate flag. But no, low level terrorism is the answer.

[peppylilspitfuck]

LOW LEVEL TERRORISM?

[capacity]

Low level terrorism

[visibilityofcolor]

😭😭

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

(x)

[anonymousedward]

Via @theunvanquishedzims - this was too good to hide in the tags!

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[surprisebitch]

she probably let herself get rawed too! good for her

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

“Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO

[prideprejudce]

@carrie-frances​ im screaming 

[pettycentral]

[coochie-bandit]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Posts like this are the reason why I can’t tell anyone IRL that I’m on Tumblr….. How do you explain that to people??

[justgot1]

I haven’t laughed that hard in ages, oh my god, LITERAL TEARS. Butthole cat, I can’t, help me…

[sar-kalu]

i blaming my incomprehensible humour on tumblr

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[tripnipalex-deactivated20210125]

As a former catholic I can tell you the accuracy of these statements is spot fucking on

[skellydun]

[memesandlaughs]