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@cu-tiie
“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real
via @maddie-grove
#a while back i saw a whole thing about how we needed to acknowledge something bad a character did#and after a point i was like why? is he real? is he running for senator?
sometimes the narrative needs a character to do a bad thing and thats ok bc it makes the narrative better and also the narrative is fake
so chickpea's emergency vet visit was £360 out of pocket. but the xrays might show that she needs to see a specialist which will cost thousands of pounds. and we don't have much more savings (we have £1k lol) or pet insurance for her or a credit card I'm honestly just out of ideas
Go to paypal.me/nudne and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
I HAVE NO OTHER IDEAS SO PLEASE HELP ME PAY FOR MY KITTEN'S VET FEES
I'll post a breakdown of the expenses once i get home/go back to the vet and know more
Baby bear catching snowflakes
even drippier lovecore emojis 💞💞💞
Men be like “men noises”
Something about building a deck
Yea I caught a fish here one year. It was a few years back and I can’t tell ya what kind but it sure was a fish.
Hey wanna go make a lawn deck?
What? Nah it’ll hold just fine.
*dad grunts*
Hrrrmnhhh
*snoring loudly*
Great car altogether, handles like it’s on rails.
Y’all laugh all you want. Actively instructing infant son on how to grunt and growl.
Keep up the good work
Now ya gotta learn to not touch the steak, not till you flip it
*dad joke*
*slaps car* listen to er purr
*sneezes at 300 decibels*
*finishes installing a new front door
well that oughta do it
*farts loudly*
*Straps something down*
Well, that’s not going anywhere!
Lmao I already have a post for that
“That’ll ride”
“it just needs some duct tape”
“And that’s how you stack a logpile that’ll stand all winter.”
*flicking water off of hands while exiting restaurant bathroom* “Ready to rock and roll?”
Okay the others were jokes but this is a personal attack
*clears throat obnoxiously at a restaurant* “Wanna get this show on the road?”
@i-am-the-broken-bride
Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st
It’s that time of year again!!
TONIGHT
Tonight!!!
Donate if you can please. I’m being charged with assault and battery for punching my racist neighbor for spitting on me during a pandemic. I need to pay for lawyer fees and to move out of my racist town. 💗
If you don’t want to donate through gofundme then you can cashapp me $Muvatokyo
If you can’t donate, please reblog when you see this. I’m desperate. Thank you!
On August 19th, in the midst of COVID-19, I was spat on by my neighbor. After 5 m… Monea Williams needs your support for Escaping Violently
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Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious
Scary, scary.
Gonna add on to this: From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser.
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!
Backing this up from years of bar tending.
Adding to this:
When I was a fresh bartender, I had a couple sitting in the corner, already drinking when I started my shift. They seemed like they knew each other really well considering how much they had their hands on one another. But I still came by and asked if they were okay. The man just waved me off while the woman said, “I need some water.”
The man laughed it off and told me, “She doesn’t need any water. She’s fine.”
She was not fine. Clearly. I decided I was going to cut the two off anyway and bring them some water. As I was filling up the glasses, I heard the woman say, “Stop. I said no. I don’t feel good.”
Her tone and attitude changed instantly. She kept pushing his hand away when he reached for her face, turned her head away when he tried to kiss her. Loudly told him, “Stop. I’m done for tonight.”
So I made sure to refill her water the moment she finished it, and I stayed within earshot of them the whole night. And every time I did, the man got mad at me, told me to leave them alone. Their friends were there, surrounding them and told me that those two always fought when they were drunk and apologized, so I relaxed a little. But the last time I refilled her drink, I heard a loud crash.
She fell out of her stool and hit her head on the floor. And he calmly drank his drink. Their friends didn’t even blink. I jumped over the bar to tend to her and he just said, “Don’t worry, I’ll take her home. She always ends up like this. She drinks too much.”
But it didn’t sound right.
Then the woman began convulsing.
I yelled for the other bartender to call 911 and when I did, the guy suddenly disappeared. I tried asking thr friends questions about him and they just blew it off as the woman being a black our drunk. And one of them said, “We’ll get her home. Don’t worry.”
But when thr EMTs showed up with the police, they all disappeared too.
A few days later the woman came with an attorney. She asked me and the other bartender who worked before me some questions. Turns out, she didn’t know any of those people. They weren’t her friends or her boyfriend. They had met that night, when the guy asked her if he could buy her a drink. At the hospital, they found traces of Rohypnol in her system.
The guy had Roofied her. And his friends were in on it.
The security camera footage showed he had put something in her drink when she left for the bathroom before my shift.
So seriously, it happens. You have to be careful with your drinks! Always watch it, don’t let anyone handle it, and take it with you wherever you go–even the bathroom. Or if you’re a regular at that bar, ask the bartender to put it behind the bar. We’ll do it.
Rb for that last add, don’t ever worry about being polite! Protect urself!
REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD!
I feel like EVERYONE should know this, even if you don’t drink.
hey it’s october so i just thought i’d let you guys know i’ll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope you’re all ok and stay safe this month
[image is a banner showing a cartoon ghost on the left and the words “this account is jumpscare free” on the right. End]
Concerning to me this starts to get notes after the debate 😬
Transparent moment.. my mom put me out ruined my chances of carpooling with her neighbor for work and turned my phone off so I couldn’t get any job obv. Without being able to contact them I’m really close to my goal of $150 with only $75 left for my goal so that I am able to get my phone service, steel toe shoes, and food for the time being until I could get a job. I could really use all the help I can truly appreciate everyone who has helped alone the way!! My cash app is $Aleksi1 my Venmo is @Menaija 💜🥺🙏🏾
“That’s his chicken"
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thank you for the context of this photo, i'm seeing it everywhere and had no idea what it was
The couple maintains that they felt threatened and protesters had broken into their property. Evidence for that assertion is shaky:
Daily Mail Article (UK)
Washington Post Article
In my own opinion, the “I was scared” argument:
is used suspiciously often as ‘justification’ for whites to assault/kill blacks
says a lot more about the “scared” person than it does about the “scary” person
Any way you spin this, I question if someone with that high a fear/aggression response is a good choice for a career in law, let alone a seat on an ethics panel.
There’s a video of the encounter and it shows them actively pointing their guns at people who were just calmly walking past. I really can’t see how someone could view that calm video and claim that these people felt like their lives were in so much danger that it justified bringing out multiple guns.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2020/07/couple-held-guns-black-lives-matter-protestors-sued-keep-gays-neighborhood/
Personal injury lawyers Mark and Patricia McCloskey love to use the court system as a tool for intimidation...
When someone is a bigot, they’re usually a bigot in more than one way.
From the article: they also smashed the beehives of the JCC neighbouring their property that were meant for Jewish kids on Rosh Hoshana
