cryptozoologist

| Nate | 26 | UK | | Artist | Gamer| Herpblr|

[glitch-h-archive]

I'm thinking about... him...

[simonalkenmayer]

We’ve never met, but I’ll carry this memory forever

[obovoid]

well the verdict is in i guess, freckle’s nipple is female-presenting

[shimmervee]

is it?

[obovoid]

[ripe]

[coke-hyena]

Two raccoons swimming in close circles in a pond Bc they ARE gay and in love

[starwarsgraphictee]

The moon spirit

[disfordavelifts]

Those koi look weird

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[pureyiff-deactivated20171213]

[grawly]

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

[itsprobablymattie-blog]

Momma, uwu, didn’t mean to make you cry

[exuviator]

Visit Original Link

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

holy shit

[amanatsumikan]

[f13nds]

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

[altamaranempire]

I made a ridiculous educational pamphlet on worm on a string keeping the other night, figured it was worth sharing! I based it on irl experiences with- The kind of colours of worm for sale online (and how common they seem to be), people modding their worms, the different ways companies construct them, and things like sealing the nose and tail tip to prevent fraying<3 

[buttered-noodles]

OH

Oh God

O-Oh No-

OH FUCK

NO NO NO

aAH goD NnoO-

Help m

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[bunchastuffs]

where’s the part where the State Trooper takes the rescued man to his work cabin/station for some food and rest before heading back to civilisation, but there was only one bed?

[boccs]

You left out that the survivor’s name is literally Tyson Steele.  If that’s not the romantic lead in a gay romance nothing is.

[sevdrag]

Did Chuck Tingle write this

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[rabdoidal]

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

[saffron-not-so-joy]

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

[pancakeke]

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

[hobwithluv]

im ok i just want to die a lot

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?

[pulmosan-deactivated20200908]

Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Why do I even bother

[reactionfaces]

[beesus-christ]

[surprisebitch]

Shulk’s bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

[69deactivated-deactivated202205]

:/

[romy7]

[carillonghorn]

[kirajaja]

[damienstarry0w0]

[lordpudi]

this horrible post is directly responsible for Verizon’s billion dollar loss

[deborahlutz-blog]

Box for carrying leeches, 19th century.

Source

[fullmetalfisting]

Let’s bring this back

[pileofknives]

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods