Almost Doesn't Count

Queer and fluid. Ze/zer, they/them

[nurmengard]

Please help me 🙏🏻

Im seriously having the worst luck..after my abusive uncle kicked my bf, my cat and I out onto the street and ruined our plans of a safe place to go to we have now gotten into a car accident, my uncle sent my bfs unemployment cards back to the sender just to be spiteful so now we have to figure out where we can get mail sent to. He’s currently threatening to throw all my belongings out onto the street if I don’t get them out by Monday and our car is barely drivable so I have to find someone who can help quickly. Everything is an absolute mess and the only good thing so far is that someone got us an Airbnb but it’s only until July 17 and my cat is safe atleast. It’s just been really stressful, my mental and physical health are at an all time low. My head has been pounding since the car accident, I’m heart broken having to be away from my cat, I’m super upset that our car, the only thing we had is now destroyed and the roof over our head is going to be gone in the blink of an eye. We’re having trouble even keeping ourselves fed(which is hard as is since I’ve been having health issues where everything I eat causes me a ton of pain, nausea, sulfur burps etc) and with the virus making a come back jobs are scarce and risking getting it is scary when I have asthma. I really don’t know what to do. We don’t have an address to apply for assistance, unemployment has been taking forever and now we gotta work stuff out with getting my bfs card because of my uncle.

I really need some help to keep the Airbnb for a bit longer so we can sort stuff out(I’m really scared to end back up on the street especially with our car in the shape it is), make our car atleast semi drivable, get food in the fridge because I’m losing a lot of weight quick and my ED is incredibly triggered. I’m just really scared and have nowhere to turn. Please if anyone can help it would be greatly appreciated and once I get unemployment I will pay it forward to others in need 💜.

You’re all beautiful people and I’ve met such kind souls on here during the lowest point of my life.

Venmo: @brianajeannep

Cashapp: $brianapietropaula

PayPal.me/fakelie (my bfs PayPal)

I also have fbpay, zelle, chime and google pay but you’ll have to message me for that

Thank you everyone, I love you 💞

Disclaimer: the things I said about my uncle are true, whether he wants to admit it or not.

[nurmengard]

If anyone else can help me that would be amazing, should be getting unemployment soon hopefully. Would love to get more days for my airbnb so we don't have to go back to the car before it comes

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i was born with vape and i will die with vape

[twenlyonepilots-deactivated2020]

I was born with judgy

[aro-ace-from-outer-space22]

Nip-slip, humblebrag and parkour

[cue-paradise]

Genderqueer ..... makes a lot of sense

[bob-belcher]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[cue-paradise]

And why I completely accepted that Danny Devito would be so scared of the sun

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[unclebeanbag]

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[charlesoberonn]

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

[fallen-gravity]

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

[naryrising]

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

[cue-paradise]

Actually if we go by when construction was finished on the Eiffel Tower, then Nintendo was founded the same year the Eiffel Tower was constructed.

[salty-inc]

Just something I really want to share on here because it’s important.

[salty-inc]

[blackqueerblog]

being aware of the impact of things we can often not think about (like straws) is important if we’re to make strides on environmental preservation 

that does not eclipse the importance of being aware of how it impacts disabled people. they’re both conversations we need to have

[bodyglitter]

we’re Still implying that homophobes are ‘just closeted’ in 2019 huh? we’re still doing that?

[jenniferlawrencesnapped]

Love, Simon (2018)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Target-to-Walmart ratio is a good indicator of how affluent a neighborhood is.

[cue-paradise]

I live in Minnesota. It’s not a good indicator of anything besides knowing you’re in Minnesota.

[marvelsmostwanted]

“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

[cue-paradise]

He Troy Bolt-ed right up

[daneaway]

Me when my OCD in remission is trying to get me to engage in checking behaviors again:

[klngly]

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

[mamasoygay]

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

[cue-paradise]

What kinda school do you go to?

[ashleyetc]

seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

[jackawful]

The purple stripe on the bi flag is meant to represent attraction to nb genders and the bisexual manifesto published in Anything That Moves includes the lines “Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or duogamous in nature … In fact, don’t assume that there are only two genders.” That was published in 1990. It’s older than a lot of people here, including me, and older than terms like “pansexual” and “polysexual” by at least a decade. Bi history is important.

[scribblemoose]

‘Bisexual’ meant ‘all genders and none’ back in the 1970s when I came out. It’s important to remember that. Maybe the word isn’t quite right now, but the meaning behind it, in my experience, always has been.

[thinster13]

It’s 2018 and there are still people who think bisexual is transphobic. This post was written four years ago and is still relevant.

[luxgalador]

In 20biteen we learn our history, y'all

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

we all have that one book we read as a class in school that we REALLY liked…reblog this and tag what it is for me it’s either the outsiders or romeo and juliet

[bramlouisgreenfeld]

Martin: You deserve a goddamn superhero!

Simon: Can I get a waffle?

Abby: I deserve a goddamn superhero!

Simon: Can I please get a waffle?

[tstwitterupdates]

[goawaypleaseno-deactivated20211]

i swear the delivery instructions are put by whoever orders tho?????

[sweetheartfemme]

they are…… this is so embarassing

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

me

[cue-paradise]

The delivery instructions are put by the orderer if online but if you call, the worker puts the instructions.