Cujo26

Animator, Web Designer, 3D Modeler

[heckifiknowcomics]

[a-bloody-fruit-shop-owner]

I’ve committed the ultimate sin.

[sushinfood]

This is perfection.

[cujo26]

@darling-death-dealer

[the-history-of-fighting]

Veronica Macedo

[did-you-know]

A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

Source Source 2

[amarettosweet]

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[henryscrapeteria]

Who made this?

[whitebeltbrazilianjiujitsu]

I’m sorry dear I misunderstood 😉😜😂 @whitebeltbjj @bjjdating #bjj #bjjmeme #bjjmemes #jiujitsu #brazilianjiujitsu #whitebeltbjj #bjjdating #jits #bjjproblems #whitebeltproblems #wbbjj #bjjcouples #oss #bjjlifestyle #mma #ufc #judo

[elprofesore]

because men have been told all their lives to be strong, and never show weakness, nobody gives a fuck about them because they seem to have all the power, and fuck over women on a regular basis, but look closer, and you will see how weak men are, how powerless and afraid, yet men can’t tell anyone for fear of looking queer, for fear of looking like a pussy, and so men suffer in quiet desperation, and all the macho bullshit we see that is supposed to show power is really weakness in disguise, it is a little boy, who can’t cry so he breaks things, a heart, a woman, a bank, a record,  another man, and the world says, you see how powerful he is; but he is not powerful, he is broken, and wants to be in the company of others like him, just so he doesn’t feel so alone.

(via elprofesore)

[tastefullyoffensive]

“My housemate is a surgeon, so he decided to fix my labrador’s torn plush bear. She was very concerned during the procedure.” - UrbanCoyote

[protocol00]

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

[cujo26]

Saw a doggo walking himself

[heckifiknowcomics]

[obviousplant]

#MondayMotivation

[the-history-of-fighting]

Bodhidharma, who according to legend laid the foundation for Chinese martial arts.

[tea-n-whiskey]

I had to. Source

[kamiyu910]

[ironicallyironclad-deactivated2]

Are humans even real

[deleted-3948474758391-blog]

Accurate

[variou-very]

reblogging again bc if you, like me, love to send annoying bullshit to your friends i wrote down a version to copy and paste so you dont have to do what i did 

“Hey [name]! You sure seem sweet. What’s a girl like you up to these days? You know, like how you doin? Hopfully your havin a great time. You know, like livin life to the fullest. Amiright?? Anyway get back at this lil guy if you feel like shooting the talky talky. Amirighr or amirigjt baby!! ?? Well totes magotes baby chilli flake. Sizzlin spitter and sputter and spicy and spatter. Anyways baby. Totes magotes messege baby chilli flake.. lates magnates .”

[cujo26]

Damn it Jared

[weloveshortvideos]

Hello big boy!

[skypestripper]

ok but honestly? how does this lion not maul the fuck out of him.

[piss-pirate]

Lions are huge kittens

[thecrazydusclopslady-deactivate]

He’s probably been with these lions for quite a while. The grunting noises the lion makes (or “chuffling” as it’s known as) are his way of saying “hello” to his human friend. Lions have pretty good memories, too, so if the lion was raised as a cub by this dude, it’s very likely he’ll remember him as an adult. And if the lion shows affection to this guy, then his pride will pretty much be like: “Ok he’s cool we’ll love him too”.

[prokopetz]

Plus, social apex predators are generally pretty mellow. It’s the solitary types and the herbivores you’ve gotta watch out for. Especially the latter - large herbivores are assholes.

[jswander]

This is Kevin Richardson!!

He is a badass and has worked for almost twenty years with a ton of lions like these ones. He has his own unique style of handling the lions where he spends countless man hours with the cats, often hand-rearing them from a very young age. The result is he is an “honorary lion” in several of the prides that he oversees in this park in South Africa. He will often go for walks with them like this, or take naps or be just generally cuddly with the lions to enforce the social bond. 

He honestly loves these guys like they’re family, and as a result is able to use the lions in films and adverts in a way that is very low-stress for the animals due to their incredible faith in him. Currently he has a youtube channel where you can see him working with the animals and promoting wildlife conservation and awareness :D!

[stephanyyl]

What an absolutely rewarding luxury

[sociallyawkward-jac]

im jealous

[tastefullyoffensive]