I need to say words about Fandral
he is a good boy, a nice boy, do not believe the stories you hear about him (most of them were started by him anyway)
calls everyone “darling”, even royalty
always smells good, like really incredibly good
never combs his hair—never has to, it magically falls into place
knows the name of every flower, its symbolism, its peak bloom, how to arrange it in a bouquet, and which ones go best with battle armor
will trip over himself to open the door for you
if you get on his bad side that door could be the gate to Hel
never misses an opportunity to quote romantic poetry or recite bawdy limericks
his friends are his family and he would die twice for them
is constantly checking his teeth in mirrors
drinks with his pinky out whether it’s a cup of tea or a cold one with the boys
ready at any time to offer his arm, his coat, and/or a shoulder to cry on
do not insult his mustache
will give you his honest opinion on your wardrobe, but only if you ask
catchphrase is “For Asgard!” and he uses it no fewer than four times a day
subsists entirely on a diet of cake and kisses
knows only 3 dance moves but is the master of all of them
will slap a dude 10x his size with a white kid glove for insulting your honor
likes his boots pointy, his blade pointier, and his wit pointiest
makes puns about his love of pointy things
is Asgard’s patron saint of breath mints and lip balm
favorite mode of transportation is swinging from a rope with his rapier in his teeth
the only living creature in all Nine Realms with more sass and dramatic flair than Loki
seriously, Loki respects that level of flamboyance
is available for parties, weddings, and swashbucklings
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