rules are made to be broken!!

22 years old | I play: Genshin Impact [AR 60], Honkai Star Rail [level 69] , Honkai Impact 3rd [Rank 80]

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Miles: my name is Miles with a B and I’m afraid of insec-

Waylon: Stop Stop Stop! Where?

Miles:What?

Waylon:Where’s the B?

Miles: There’s a B E E ?!

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Alex: who’s a good boy?!

Miles: I AM! I’M A GOOD BOY!

Alex: I was talking to this dog...

Miles:...I’m a good boy...

[castledvania]

virus bastard

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[codenamezeus1118]

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“We didn’t know what we were working on. I mean, I pieced it together, finally. But by then, I was hooked. It was beautiful. It kept changing. It was the single most complicated viral structure I had ever seen. All in all, I made good time. It only took me three years to make it more dangerous by a factor of ten.

“Morality wasn’t my job. Modifying chimeric viruses was. I wasn’t in field applications, I was in engineering.”

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Alex:Yum,thanks

Kidnapper:*putting more duct tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it!

[lin-kuei-warrior]

Sonya’s Sarah Connor skins are so cool, and I love Tux Johnny.

Also Cassie Quinn is neat as long as I imagine it’s Harley and not Cassie, and ignore the “P + H” tattoo on her arm. 

[cxttonchalk]

The P + H means Poison Ivy + Harley because Harley and Pamela are in love 🥺 that’s why she has the P + H tattoo

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[navarromarz]

For the Kabal Support group on IG, enjoy.😏

[ghastlyrider-deactivated2022022]

NRS IS ON A MISSION TO KILL US

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O H F U C K

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Johnny:Buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonald’s!

Kung Jin:WE GOING TO MCDONALDS IF I DONT DO MY WORK?!

Johnny:NO-

[elizuna]

one of dexters greatest moments

[doc-anders]

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“Fine! Then I’ll just take a sniping position! Like some chump!”

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason Todd’s Thunder Thighs™ appreciation post.

*Whispers* You’re welcome.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[radioslaughter-deactivated20210]

kano: h-

erron:

[itsnotmortalkombat]

When Kuai and Hanzo teamed up

Kuai: you better watch out

Hanzo: you better watch out

Kuai and Hanzo: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!!!

[bakedl0bster-deactivated2025041]

things that made blake langermann an interesting and relatable protagonist:

I. he loved his wife. he was willing to go through hell and back for her. his foremost thought was to get back to her. he was scared out of his mind but lynn’s safety was top priority. never forget that he loved his wife.

II. he loved his best friend. he felt incredible guilt over not seeing what was happening to jessica gray behind closed doors, and he felt that he played a part in what happened to her. he’s been holding onto that his whole life and was never able to talk about it with anyone, not even the wife that he loved so much.

III. his trauma was beginning to cause strife in his marriage. blake came to associate sex with something dirty and violating and wrong. he was violated many times in temple gate, most likely having to relive those traumatizing skin-crawling feelings again. this is directly paralleled with the violation that lynn endured.

IV. blake’s traumatic past with jessica was directly repeated with lynn. once again, he was just a little too late. once again, he was powerless to stop death from coming. once again, he had to hold the lifeless body of someone he loved in his arms. once again, it was religion that killed them.

V. a memento of his loved ones passing was forced on him both times. a hatred of religion, feeling pathetic and weak and powerless, disgust with intimacy and sexuality and physicality, and a ghost to haunt him. he was haunted by jessica and by loutermilch, and now he will be haunted by the antichrist.

[strawbkiwi]

@fruitydewt [[sobbing]] GOOD POST OP

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SUCH A BLESSING POST

[imagineleonkennedy]

Leon Kennedy but he's black out drunk in the parking lot at 7Eleven and Chris is dragging him back to the car as Ada and Claire shake their heads in disappointment

But is anyone filming with their phone?

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Rebecca was filming it 👏