life and times of an ao3 addict

just a fandom nerd with chronic pain biromantic ace, any pronouns JustASilhouette on AO3

[scumtrout]

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[bogleech]

In case people missed it, another real page on the white house website pretends to "reveal the truth about ALIENS" and once again means immigrants, which it calls "its."

4chan took over the country.

[headspace-hotel]

This is actually fucking insanely horrifying what the fuck

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[segamascott]

[arson-mushroom]

I'm not saying anything... but. Listen to the original Tetris theme and then to No Happy Ending by the Mechanisms.

Do you see it?

[magpie-knight]

they are the same song! (mixed with shipping up to boston) and that is one of my favourite facts about the mechanisms! No other band could casually remix tetris

[arson-mushroom]

Oh my god it was intentional oh my god that's so great. Oh my god. This just made my day.

[gunpowderdtim]

Its always very funny seeing new mechsfans learn these things.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[flowerbleedme]

[mellowcomet]

nickelodeon 2010s teen sitcom apartment decoration

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a comminity label when they dont fucking need one.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[pangur-and-grim]

[jethroq]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-