Tesoro Mondano

Such is the treasured in life, the mundane. 29, she/her

[cyrilodahviing]

Hey, are you the same cyrilodaviing from AO3?? I love your femdom overwatch content! Any plans to post more?

Yep the very same :) CyrilOdahviing is my main but it has my non-femdom fics. My pseud Shesclawsdeep has all my femdom fics. Definitely have plans to post more, I’ll have some patron fics uploaded within the next 2 weeks now that I’ve completed my degree. From February onwards I’ll be online 2 days a week, probably Monday and Friday, in between work commitments and legal prac. It’ll probably be short fics like the Overwatch Brothel and little tidbits. Nothing more than 1000 words because I simply don’t have the time/energy for those anymore. Thanks for asking and thank you for loving my work!

[tower-of-avalon]

@ merlin fuckers

please consider:

Its Halloween and Chaldea is holding a party

You want to dress up but its a little short notice so Osakabehime helpfully offers some of her “costumes”

You decide on the succubus cosplay because its halloween and its time to channel your inner thot. Or maybe this is a regular choice for you. Or maybe Osakabehime eventually convinces you to decide on this one because its surprisingly the most tastefully designed. Idk

Cue party and everybody is having fun and you see resident horny wizard over at the punch table and you decide to head over and chat.

You chat playfully for awhile, trading halloween jokes. He looks at your costume and asks what you’re supposed to be. You laugh and explain your experience with Osakabehime and tell him you’re a succubus for tonight.

He stops for a second and his smile freezes. His eyes are on you and for a second you swear you can see his pupils enlarge. His easy smile gets an edge to it and it begins to look more like a smirk. He turns his body to face you and you have his full attention now.

And then you remember. You just told a real life incubus you’re a succubus for a night.

Ahem, nsfw ish below for any interested sinners. It uh, gets a little long. Im so sorry.

Keep reading

[enden-k]

[fuwafuwamedb]

I swear, I’ve never been so happy to be the lady of the house before this moment.

Boy, pull that lance out and let me see your moves.

[tru2bkind]

Not because she is not in charge, no because she is in charge and she said so.

[dirtythingsthatturnmeonposts]

This! Yes, goddamnit ! And unfortunately so, so many people fail to see and understand the difference.

[wtfmalhgo]

I just saw a kid yell ‘fuck off’ at the top of his lungs and then his phone started ringing so he picked it up like 2 fucking milliseconds after it started ringing and said “hi mama” in the softest god damn voice I’ve ever heard

[dudewheresmycock]

[k00r00]

Edmond dantes: I am the seeker of vengeance. Reincarnation of hate itself

Also dantes: master I love you with my entire being and will protect you and love you and feed you and make sure no bad things get attach to yo-

[maliciousindungeon]

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

[maliciousindungeon]

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

[mothman-slamp]

[dragonfurs]

if anyone asks what the plot is for me1 just give them this

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Absolute madman Honako Green back at it again with the Cu Solos.

This was a real emotional roller coaster from start to finish.

[omghotmemes]

[champagnemanagement]

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[weaselle]

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

[subconsciousjedi]

I just like to spite people that tell me I can’t.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[theinfiknight]

Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear

[radha-the-introvert]

I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy

[unabashedlyseveresandwich]

If you are an adult who identifies with the concept of Gifted Kid Syndrome and:

You have an unusually intense reaction to the concept of rejection, whether personal, professional, or academic

You have consistent trouble meeting deadlines

You have big dreams and ambitions that are completely achievable, but you consistently can’t take steps toward achieving them and you don’t know why

You procrastinate, like a lot

You like video games, like a lot

You switch seemingly at random between binge watching your favorite shows for absurd lengths of time or not being able to sit down and focus on them unless you’re doing something else at the same time

You cannot for the life of you keep your living area clean and organized

You struggle with substance dependencies, whether with alcohol, tobacco, weed, harder drugs, or even just caffeine

You struggle with texting/calling/emailing back, even for people you care about deeply and/or even for important deadlines

Please, please, please consider seeking out an ADHD evaluation.

I’m not a psychiatrist or any kind of a medical professional, but personally I can’t help but notice how many elements of what I was perceiving as personal failures before my diagnosis stem directly from my executive dysfunction. Meds and an adequate support system can make a world of difference!

Just some advice from your friendly neighborhood nonbinary-mom-friend blogger!

[leesacrakon]

...these are all seriously signs of ADHD?

You’re kidding

[sunrisingblue]

Not even a little bit.

[markwatnae]

If you had a Pokémon who’s name started with the same letter as your name, what Pokémon would you have?

I would have an Eevee 😍

[starbotic]

Cheater

[zeravmeta]

definitely one of the best themes shared across almost all servant in fgo is the question and relationship of humanity/godhood/monsterhood, and how much of each can make you as close to a functioning person as possible

Alot of the japanese servants are monsters/gods pretending to be human with varying degrees of success. Raikou is "monster/god trying to be human and failing", Shuten is "monster who recognizes their own nature and lets herself die to not hurt those she loves", Ibaraki is "human morphed into monster who still doesnt understand either", and Kintoki is "monster/god who doesnt deny his own nature and as a result is human". Then there's the swordsman trio of Okita, Hijikata and Izou who are "so human that they become monsterlike".

Then we get into the celtic/irish servants who are all generally human but much like the swordsman trio reach such a peak they become monsterlike. Scathach is "human who through effort supassed gods and monsters", Fergus is "human who despite the evils he was subjected too never became a monster", Medb is "human who because of the evils she was subjected to became a monster", and Cu is "monster/god who will never be human and yet can pass as one because they dont deny what they are". Cu Alter despite his monstrousness is arguably more human than og Cu because he's a monster forced to admit his own humanity after facing all the worst things about himself. Cu Alter doesnt have his pride, the one thing which defines og Cu, and as a result the monstrous aspects of Cu (such as his extreme love of battle) aren't reflected and instead replaced with a quiet suffering he doesn't want to admit he has.

THEN we can get into the american/english servants such as Tesla whose "a human who surpassed gods in the modern age" (which applies to every star attribute servant btw), Babbage whose "a human who became a machine while still being human" (similar to QSH, except QSH, unlike Babbage, has forgotten their understanding of humanity), Jekyll who is a normal human but Hyde who is a monster born from humanity, Paraselsus is a human who threw away their humanity, and Nightingale who is "human who becomes very close to monster but still retains a human wish and thus can never be a monster".

And then theres very special cases like Mephistopheles who uniquely is "an artificial monster who is so monstrous they become human", Hessian and Lobo who are "a lack of ego learning to be human by watching an animal become a monster", and Goetia themself who is "a monster who in death understood their own humanity"

And the best part about this is that all of them barely function as people until they meet Guda, the most human person there is

[faceless-king-deactivated201911]

Jesuss...

[anomalouscodex]

Your post reminded me that I had 30 SQ and wanted to roll

Bruh

[faceless-king-deactivated201911]

Blessed post that makes you summon merlin

[evolisk]

i rolled bc of this post and now im stuck with this bastard too

[connectjump-moved]

just something i wanted to write. 

↳ Tags: Gender Neutral Reader, Heroic Spirit Emiya, Angst. If I missed any tags feel free to let me know!

Seeing you like this hurts. Hearing the comforting, familiar sound and warmth of your voice has Emiya’s heart slamming against his chest, causing him to quickly bring his hand to rest over his heart, his eyes burn, but his heart both sings and sinks at the sight of you and sound of your vice. 

Seeing how your expressions drop when Shirou never realizes just how much you love him. How you stay beside him even though you do not have a Servant to come to your aid if you are ever to be harmed or used against him. It hurts to see you so in love with him when he used to have that love. 

So for him to hold your hand, to have you focused entirely on him to heal his wounds just for you to ask if he would please save Shirou. His heartbreaks, but for you, he would do anything for you to not lose that smile. He would do anything to see it one last time before his time here ends. Even if Shirou’s too much of a fool who never takes your hand, he would do so without hesitation. 

Because you were once his and even though you are not the one who loved him, his heart is yours.