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[catchymemes]

[pinkpolkadotflower]

the way BBC Pride & Prejudice 1995 was specifically mentioned in the Barbie movie at a very specific part of the plot is so so so relevant. I literally saw my life flash before my eyes

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now

[theoldbone]

Great eared nightjar

[navoika]

this is a dragon

[after-the-raven-deactivated2022]

How is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?

[rhube]

Those ARE great ears.

[tachvintlogic]

@lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

this is my favourite totally-fake-looking-but-absolutely-real bird of all time

[memeuplift]

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

[ayellowbirds]

i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.

[qualifiedaquarian]

[hungry-skeleton]

I have learned over time to never give your characters placeholder names while creating them because while developing them you will absolutely get attached to the name to the point you don’t want to change it and ur epic character will be stuck with the dumbass name forever became it means too much to you

[hungry-skeleton]

My skeleton centaur warrior with opalized bones is named Liam do not make the mistake I did

[caustic-light]

My band does this with songs, but worse because we use abbreviations of the placeholder names, so we are needlessly attached to Jenny, Anton and Carpool. None of these songs actual names are close to this, or in one case even exist.

[depsidase]

[actionandreaction]

[jimhensonreject]

This is the real photo

Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.

[eatsleepcrap]

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

[eatsleepcrap]

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

[oilvla]

What does glue have to do with this

[eatsleepcrap]

i knew you’d get stuck there

[gator-crusador]

The artist Paweł Ponichtera seems to have inexplicably dedicated a massive amount of time and effort to hyper-detailed and hyper-accurate illustrations of chinchillas engaged in historical fencing, many with clear and specific reference to particular historical treatises. So, I give you:

Hans Talhoffer Chinchillas

Harnisfechten Chinchillas

Joachim Meyer Longsword Chinchillas

Fantastical Snail Marginalia Chinchillas

Olympic Epee Chinchillas

Salvator Fabris Rapier-in-the-Nude Chinchillas

Napoleonic Saber Chinchillas

Arabic Shamshir Chinchillas

18th Century Smallsword Chinchillas

I.33 Sword and Buckler Chinchillas

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[memeuplift]

[goofstep]

no offense to babys but i think if i swallowed a piece of any toy i'd be fine

[marumicore]

If anyone knows this person please check on them

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

these all have the same energy

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

another contender

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]