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Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
One Nice Bug Per Day
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trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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@cytoplasm
the way BBC Pride & Prejudice 1995 was specifically mentioned in the Barbie movie at a very specific part of the plot is so so so relevant. I literally saw my life flash before my eyes
hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now
Great eared nightjar
this is a dragon
How is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?
Those ARE great ears.
@lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks
this is my favourite totally-fake-looking-but-absolutely-real bird of all time
this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and iâm laughing so hard oh my gooooood
i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.
I have learned over time to never give your characters placeholder names while creating them because while developing them you will absolutely get attached to the name to the point you donât want to change it and ur epic character will be stuck with the dumbass name forever became it means too much to you
My skeleton centaur warrior with opalized bones is named Liam do not make the mistake I did
My band does this with songs, but worse because we use abbreviations of the placeholder names, so we are needlessly attached to Jenny, Anton and Carpool. None of these songs actual names are close to this, or in one case even exist.
This is the real photo
Who on Godâs green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.
whatâs the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
you can tuna piano, but you canât piano a tuna
What does glue have to do with this
i knew youâd get stuck there
The artist PaweŠPonichtera seems to have inexplicably dedicated a massive amount of time and effort to hyper-detailed and hyper-accurate illustrations of chinchillas engaged in historical fencing, many with clear and specific reference to particular historical treatises. So, I give you:
Hans Talhoffer Chinchillas
Harnisfechten Chinchillas
Joachim Meyer Longsword Chinchillas
Fantastical Snail Marginalia Chinchillas
Olympic Epee Chinchillas
Salvator Fabris Rapier-in-the-Nude Chinchillas
Napoleonic Saber Chinchillas
Arabic Shamshir Chinchillas
18th Century Smallsword Chinchillas
I.33 Sword and Buckler Chinchillas
Bitches be like âIâm so tired and sleepyâ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
no offense to babys but i think if i swallowed a piece of any toy i'd be fine
If anyone knows this person please check on them
these all have the same energy
another contender
Hey students, hereâs a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while youâre seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with âdear hello, I am sick and not sure if Iâll be alive to come tomorrow and Iâm sorry, best slutantions, [name]â.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, Iâd probably believe they were sick.
âSlutantionsâ has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
âI amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blueâ
the subject line was âOWâ
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN âOWâ
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class Iâd passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line âyou good?â
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so thereâs about a month and a half block of time where Iâm taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldnât come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like âNot sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.â I didnât think until the next day that it probably wasnât socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you werenât coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that sheâd printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
Itâs even worse than i remember it
good morning gay people!!