Don't Even Worry About It

Typical gay guy trying to procrastinate from his studies. Posting derps, reblogging other people's funnies, reaction gifs, hot guys, and cool s#!t. Always love talking to people. #KCCO and #HMOTB certified. P.S. Tom Daley, hit me up

[weloveshortvideos]

“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

[lastgunfighterballad]

God bless the Scots

[nyxillian-nyxus-night]

@thebibliosphereyour people are nice and encouraging :)

[thebibliosphere]

Hahahaha oh my.

[climateadaptation-deactivated20]

Amtrak + Snow + People = ･ﾟﾟ･o（ｉДｉ）o･ﾟﾟ･｡

[challahfax-is-back-deactivated2]

RUN YOU FOOLS

[durendoll]

[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[buzzfeed]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

THIS!!!

[sunflowercocoa]

they legit had the nerve to say “according to science” and lbr selena is only up there cos she’s a white passing latina

[beeslybee]

How TF did Jennifer Lawrence & Helen Mirren, two basic looking white people who look super similar, make the list?!

But there’s not ONE non-white passing poc?? IN THE ENTIRE WORLD? Fuck that, here’s just a FEW of the gorgeous colored women you intentionally left out.

Lupita Nyong'o

Ming-Na Wen

Nicole Scherzinger

Sushmita Sen

Taraji Henderson

Erica Mena

Zendaya Coleman

Adriana Lima

Gina Rodriguez

Pia Wurtzbach

[cieltee22]

Don’t forget:

Karen David (”Khasi with a sliver of Jewish heritage”)

Auli’i Cravalho (Moana~)

[beeslybee]

!!

[moonsofavalon]

“beautiful according to science” really just means “their faces are super proportional and symmetrical” and i know there are women of color out there with symmetrical and proportional faces so you know it’s a deliberate oversight to not include them

[stevenjackie]

[pandaaamonium14]

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[skrillcholas-cage]

oh my god these are great

[princemetalthunder]

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

[yamcha]

[oceanadie-deactivated20200903]

This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid

[lovlae]

this is my favorite video i’ve watched it like 15 times 

[leplastiquedick]

[mxnrique]

I can’t believe that the Citizens of Pawnee are actually real.

[deadmugen]

lmao god bless amerikkka

[kaixlan]

dear god

[weight-a-second]

im gagging

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

These are y'alls relatives…

[asianbodybuilder-deactivated201]

[beeishappy]

LSSC | 2016.11.21

[stuckylikeglue-deactivated20171]

He is so DELIGHTED

[adulthoodisokay]

“They want to hire a part of me.”

[decepticonsensual]

Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on Stephen’s face like he just fell in love.  Everything is so, so good.

[gifak-net]

[ultravioletnights]

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

[alexbelvocal]

What

[books-and-cookies]

how

[prettybxybastard]

HOW

[nonbinannytranny]

“ballet isn’t a sport”

[bubblegumjetpack]

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

[time-lordd]

Ballet is raw AF

[lierdumoa]

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.

[mattsgifs]

[middle-aged-women-worship]

PHMYGOF

[lightsalott]

“COME THRUUUUU DADDY YASSSS”

[inothernews]

[mugeen]

LET THAT SINK IN 

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

imagine if we allocated just one year of our military budget to

improving our nations infrastructure

our education system

NASA

[2scorchedwings]

We’d have Starfleet soon if it went to NASA

[you-and-tea-against-the-world]

How the hell do you even spend $711 billion on military funding alone.

[its-all-fuzz-deactivated2019010]

Fuck everything, this is the most important

[eternalcowboy-blog]

In 1998, the UN estimated that we would need $40 billion annually to sustain the entire WORLD population. Not just the US, not North America, the entire planet. This translates to roughly $58 billion today. This would cover housing, food, health care, and a lot more. And we’re spending over 12 times that on military alone in this country. (Source. A breakdown can be found near the end under “Foreign Aid”)

[audreynical2]

We spend that much so we can be the bullies of the world. It’s disgusting.