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[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[antisocial-transfag]

tags by nothorses

[queer-as-city-folk]

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

[queer-as-city-folk]

Artists sketch

[spacemancharisma]

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[d3s-perado]

Slay the Spire II Ancient Smashability Poll

It had to happen. Just pick the Ancient you'd most like to smash.

Choose your Ancient

Neow

Orobas

Pael

Tezcatara

Darv

Nonupeipe

Tanx

Vakuu

Voting ended onMay 2

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[catchymemes]

[pghumfort]

dead dove do not eat in practice

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[threedollarsdotcom]

everyone stop moving its pissing me off

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[cryptotheism]

Dude bro I swear the time is straight up nigh

[homunculus-argument]

Things that would be awesome: An enclosed alcove bed with doors you can close, that's been disguised as a regular wardrobe.

One of the false drawers opens on hinges so I can peek out of there as necessary.

[divineobject919]

hypnokink but it's becoming increasingly clear the hypnotist just wants to run doom on her subject

[cobble-stone]

[centers-for-disease-control]

Let’s go trans people!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[whyyesiamquoringreallife]

I’m glad the horrors (diseases) are supportive

[centers-for-disease-control]

I’m actually against the horrors (diseases), but I am sure if we asked the horrors ( @the-worm-in-his-head @diseases-for-center-control ), they would also be supportive

[diseases-for-center-control]

Can confirm, the diseases support trans people! But most especially trans people who keep leftovers out on the counter overnight, or who don't cover their cough, or who maintain sources of untreated standing water for mosquito breeding 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[the-worm-in-his-head]

I wish disease upon all humans equally, but will admit a degree of fondness for trans people in general, and especially for trans people who use 'it/its'.

[24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0]

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

[moonkitty]

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade