[DATA EXPUNGED]

likes come from here, but otherwise an "abandoned" old main.

[view-from-up-here]

[libradical]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[warmheartworm]

[babyanimalgifs]

How vets are really treating people’s pets behind the scenes 

(via)

[badassdemonsword]

[joey-wheeler-official]

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

[taiga-fujimura-official]

IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO DISTANCE YOURSELF

THIS POST MADE BY POLEARM GANG

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

[biggerb0at]

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Halberd gang rise up. It’s like a spear AND an axe.

[tardigradetheking]

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

[tardigradetheking]

hey hey

bitch

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT

[meckamecha]

The fuck’s all this bougie shit about? Who the fuck has money for metal weapons in this economy?

[nico-robin-official]

elitist jackass talking abt ‘crafted weapons’ just pick up a rock you fucking snob

[porterr-robinson]

[catchymemes]

I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say 'You look like the guy from ratatouille'. Every damn minute.

[tatergator27-deactivated2018101]

You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate

[magical-awesome-kid]

*whispers* Where is your rat friend???

[krawps]

dont care if this is inappropriate im gonna force staff to look at it with a review anway

[krawps]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I love weddings. I'm having an allergic reaction to the flower arrangements. A swan tried to bite me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Tumblr stop telling me to bite the swan

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mother FUCKER

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

harry houdini has been dead for 93 slutty, slutty years

[catteblog]

this is honestly the worst thing i have ever read in my 4 days of being on tumblr, and how suprising its coming from you of all people.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excuse me you should be incandescent with joy at having been gifted w/ this knowledge 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[zoozve]

i cant stop thinking about this post

[oldpeoplefacebook]

[autumnsredglaze]

[demilypyro]

*enters your house in the dead of night and steals all of your ceramic tigers*

[silver-tongues-blog]

jokes on you i dont have any ceramic tigers

[silver-tongues-blog]

wait a minute...

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021]

god its 10 pm whats next 11 pm

[o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021]

well guess what just fucking happened

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i use tumblr in light mode

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think your url suggests that you ha,ve an agenda