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zin. | 26. | she/her. | writer who rarely posts her writing on here. i reblog anything i enjoy. ✨

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[chongoblog]

How could you forget the classic

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[crownkeeper]

and smol beans.

[robinboardman]

An albino turtle hatchling sits among other Arrau turtles Tapauá, Brazil Photograph: Edmar Barros

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[no-one-offical]

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[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

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[hood-ex]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[kyraneko]

Three liters of vodka, goddamn.

Give this woman a medal.

[waltzintheforest]

genuinely curious about what people think about the idea that the TADC finale leak was a fake planted by glitch and the movie release will show something else?

personally, i think the leak is the official and real finale.

do you think the TADC leak is real?

no. the finale release in theaters will be different.

yes. the leaked finale is the official and real one.

im genuinely not sure.

Voting ended onMay 28

[scruffy-bunny]

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[grymmoires]

[rubbishraven]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

post/artist

[wandrinstar-farms]

[depsidase]

[explorerrowan]

The seven deadly sins are all about your relationship to others. The sin of sloth isn't just laziness, it's the sin of refusing to act while others labour or need help. The sin of gluttony isn't just about overconsumption, it's overconsumption while others go without. The sin of lust isn't just about being horny, it's about negatively impacting others with your refusal to keep it in your pants. The sin of greed isn't just a desire for wealth, it's a desire for wealth at others' expense. The son of envy isn't just wanting others' stuff, it's a willingness to make it their problem. Sinful wrath isn't just being angry, it's about unjustified violent attitudes toward others, and sinful pride isn't just self-assuredness, it's a refusal to treat others well because you see them as less than yourself.

You'll probably note that one is far more likely and has far more opportunity to commit these sins if one is wealthy and/or powerful. The wealthy and powerful like you to forget that their seventh mega yacht while their employees scrape by on food stamps is far more likely a cardinal sin than anything you could possibly do

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable