“Right now is a great time to sharpen the little skills, Fine-tune the little habits, and find joy in the little things.” [x]
OMG HER WEE FAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEE
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“Right now is a great time to sharpen the little skills, Fine-tune the little habits, and find joy in the little things.” [x]
OMG HER WEE FAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEE
amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)
OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS:
the facial expressions
the effortless sensuality
I AM SO GAY
the inexplicable moment in which the dynamic between the two shifted like they changed bodies
did china allow this to be shown? china?
DID I MENTION THE GAY
what is the lore of this? I figured that it was a malevolent spirit shifting from one body to another
the part with the leg. you know which one I mean
seriously are they actresses cause this level of portrayal is more astounding than any Hollywood actress has ever amounted to
the end with the smile and the head grab and the beating heart
O H M Y G O D
For those wondering, the dance is based on a soul-switching scene from the movie Painted Skin II: The Resurrection and the music is Su Yunying’s Moment.
Here’s the updates :)
I love this
“assigning genders to babies is wrong”
I think they’re referring to stuff like this
“I HATE MY THIGHS”??? REALLY????
Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral
Take👏this👏bitch👏to👏court👏for👏harassment👏
His????? His kid died????????? And he said THAT????????????????? can i burn this entire fucking company down along with all of fucking capitalism?
WHERES👏THE👏COMPANY’S👏CONTACT👏INFO👏
Please??
Oooooo, prettyyyy…
Reblogging this version for the info bc lmao FUCK that guy
Holy shit
I turned to a friend for comfort, and instead I found everything that I’ve ever been looking for my whole life.
Or, y’know, I’d be cool with redistributing the $575 and $368 to the other programs.
Please use my $575 for single payer health care and the $368 for social welfare programs.
We’re getting pretty close to having adults who weren’t alive during 9/11, and we really need to admit at this point that the overemphasis on 9/11 in the US is just a propaganda machine to indoctrinate the younger generations into nationalism and to justify all the horrible war crimes the US committed in the Middle East, and the continued mistreatment and distrust towards refugees.
i love taking the idea of “the serum gave steve better muscles and better senses” and just pushing it just that little bit into uncanny valley territory. he can see very slightly into the ultravioliet and infared spectra, moves/thinks quicker than normal people (hes conciously slowing himself down a LOT bc he knows it freaks people out) and is just. really strong. all of him is very strong. he can open a can of beans with a fingernail.
superhuman as in “above and a little too the left of 100% human and not always in the good way”
At first, Steve didn’t notice that he could see too much, more than most people could. Before the serum, he’d been a bit colourblind, so how could he tell which new colours he was meant to see, and which he wasn’t?
Seeing in the infrared, he can finally understand what people mean when they describe someone as “glowing”. Nobody ever really explained that it’s a metaphor.
Birds and flowers are so colourful now! He can’t quite get the colours all down on paper when he draws, and people just think he’s being a bit fanciful with the patterns he gives them.
The best thing is that of COURSE he wouldn’t realize!! He’s been colourblind for most of his life!!!!!
kajsdkl;fjasdf @lbibliophile-mcu this is the most hilarious thing. local man gains superpowers, genuinely does not realize he has superpowers because he’s spent most of his life in various states of “literally dying”
Steve ^^
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
HOLY SHIT this woman at the gym was watching this dude do bicep curls at the gym, and he smiled and flexed and said “don’t worry I have a license for these” and she said “a learners permit doesn’t count as a license, are you about finished with that bench?”I ABOUT SCREAMED
HOLY SHIT this woman at the gym was watching this dude do bicep curls at the gym, and he smiled and flexed and said “don’t worry I have a license for these” and she said “a learners permit doesn’t count as a license, are you about finished with that bench?”I ABOUT SCREAMED
A brilliant 2008 campaign by World Wildlife Fund (WWF) has been resurfacing thanks to a recent reddit post going viral. The campaign, called WWF Japan – Population by pixel, was created by the agency Hakuhodo C&D / Tokyo.
Oh no…
Y'all this is BAD
Wow this is a really elegant way of describing why falling populations result in a narrow and incomplete picture of the actual species
I don’t know if it’s that it’s 5 AM, or that this is actually that hilarious, but I’m laughing so hard it hurts, right now.
fucking. clint.
Clint likes to troll the archery class
I’ve never seen a set of panels so perfectly encapsulate a character while neither including them nor mentioning them by name.
A wonderful Twitter rant I just passed.
Bonus mansplination:
You missed the best one: