Tell Me I'm Pretty

22, viciously embarassing irish guy who sometimes wears makeup much to the displeasure of literally everyone

[maplestreett-deactivated2020080]

NASA stands for Not Any Straights Allowed. none

[irlbr4t]

How about we don’t be discriminatory to people based on their sexuality ??

[maplestreett-deactivated2020080]

good idea let’s start with gay people tho

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[zacefronsbf]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cutefollower]

me trying to write a conclusion to my paper

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[yamino]

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

[gragam]

its back

[dancingonlandmines]

Idk what kind of pterodactyl you’ve heard but boy no.

[meanplastic]

[dancingonlandmines]

no it wouldn’t. him lookin’ fine doesn’t fix your grades, study does.

[hungwy]

I feel like I should be a top even though ive never fucked bc i know the breeds of cars and can drink carbonated piss

why do you all treat my blog like an open source diary

[geniusoflove]

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[jesus-the-son-of-mary]

[unclefather]

[dancingonlandmines]

madea goes to old town road

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[pollydoodles]

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

[crittizen]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[dancingonlandmines]

BRESTKILLA

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[usagichanp]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[silentbutlively]

This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing

[wisdomthewise]

hey guys, I promised myself that I would never be this person but I’m super in debt rn and I’ve been struggling for months to pay off my credit card and pay my bills so if anyone out there is feeling super nice and wants to paypal me a few dollars at paypal.me/itskaye, I’d super appreciate it.

[wisdomthewise]

If you do please let me know, so I can thank you!

[wisdomthewise]

Please! My bank account is in the negatives and I owe like $2000 and I recently lost my job.

[kaijuno]

People mad that Lil Nas X is gay and ran a Nicki stan twitter like look at his brokeback mountain lookin ass and tell me you didn’t immediately know he was a drama gay

[saturnsocoolioyep]

[toastbutteregg]

i cant believe im jealous