Extraordinary Genius & Naive Incompetence

I'm Nancy, old name I know, but I promise I'm only 28.

[oceantoyz]

Oof.

Oog.

[avaluablefriend]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[wojit]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[the-lord-of-the-things]

An art collaboration I did with @runescratch of our elezen lads, Aristide (theirs) and Charleismeant (mine)  I did the linework, and they provided the color~ We’ve been talking about potentially doing some limited special collab comms in this vein, so if that sounds interesting then watch this space 👀

[fapper]

I literally fucking hate gjis picture.

[couriers-mile]

@meanoldauthor sent me this post a few days ago and I haven't been able to stop thinking about the rest of this awful little man, there's two references in this design

[thetomska]

[meru90]

obviously watching sk8 for the uhhhh skating ....obviously

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[wilkieway]

[kk-maker]

BETTER NAMES:

- the ‘WE HAVE A VERY AFFECTIONATE PET MOUNTAIN LION’ bed

- the ‘OUR NINJA BODYGUARD HAS TO SLEEP *SOMEWHERE*’ bed

- the ‘YOU’RE GROUNDED - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT’ bed

- the ‘WE’RE POLY BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF US NEEDS ELBOW SPACE’ bed

[cancerously]

imagine your ot3

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

the “Not everyone in the triad is into cuddling but doesn’t want to miss out on late-night conversations and morning tea” bed

[inqorporeal]

- the “Someone’s gonna roll over in the middle of the night and absolutely pancake the other two” bed

[thetomska]

Visit Original Link

never seen someone provide a solid example with this tweet so here it is

[monsterlogic]

New outfit idea

[lightningman17]

[sugoichappy]

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

[blackwoolncrown]

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

[normal-horoscopes]

We are full of so many fuckign guys

[dianapocalypse]

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[oe6]

[dashaibo]

WRONG

[thewickwheat]

“You wound me each and every time you give yourself to someone else… 

I wanted you to give yourself to me!”

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[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch